the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[phattymatty]

Pat Sajak: Alright Peter, you've made it to the bonus round. Congratulations!
Peter: Thanks Regis.
Pat Sajak: Okay, the category is actor and show, so we need five consonants and a vowel.
Peter: Uhh, ok... Uhhmmm... Z, four, Q (slight pause), another Q, uhhh... a third Q and the batman symbol.
Pat Sajak: OK no help there, umm... 15 seconds if you want to take a shot at it, talk it out.
Peter: Is it Alex Karras in Webster?
Pat Sajak: (slowly) I don't believe it.
Peter: Oh my god, I just took a shot in the dark! Holy crap!!
Pat Sajak: OK you have thirteen hundred dollars, why don't you go ahead and pick out some prizes from our showcase?
Peter (floating through room of prizes): Okay let's see, uhh... oh boy everything looks nice, uhmm... alright I'll take the ceramic dalmatian for six hundred, and uhh... boy that TV looks nice, uhmm.. uhh.. gimme the one free week of maid service, and uhh... I'll take the hat rack, uhhmm... hey how much for that fat guy in the circle, I don't see a price tag on that.
Announcer voice: That's you.
Peter: Oh, oh, embarrassing, uhm.. okay well in that case I'll take the rest on a gift certificate.

[Seabiscuit36]

Lamply loves boxing

[Geowhizzer]

Nuclear agency head dismissed for lapses

Excerpt:

WASHINGTON - Energy Secretary        Samuel Bodman on Thursday dismissed the chief of the country's nuclear weapons program because of security breakdowns at the Los Alamos, N.M., laboratory and other facilities.

That's all we need.

[Seabiscuit36]

Los Alamos has had problems that have been public for 10 years now. 

[Diomedes]

You're doin' a heckuva job Sammy.

[Diomedes]

10 year old Texas boy accidentally kills himself mimicking Saddam's execution.

link

WEBSTER, Texas -- Police and family members said a 10-year-old boy who died by hanging himself from a bunk bed was apparently mimicking the execution of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein.

Sergio Pelico was found dead Sunday in his apartment bedroom, said Webster police Lt. Tom Claunch. Pelico's mother told police he had previously watched a Spanish television station's news report on Saddam's death.

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If you want your kids to be healthy, take a little child rearing advice from Diomedes:  don't let your kids watch snuff films. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

That pretty much proves that the News is usually the most violent and dangerous thing on television.

[Rome]

So, I had a tuna hoagie for lunch this afternoon and I got to thinking, can a hoagie really be a hoagie if all that's on the roll is tuna, lettuce, salt & pepper?

Also - why do some sandwich shops insist on cutting the roll entirely in half while others only cut it half open?  Don't the idiots who cut it completely in half realize that shtein is gonna be falling out all over the place because of their reckless sandwich building style?

[Cerevant]

So, I had a tuna hoagie for lunch this afternoon and I got to thinking, can a hoagie really be a hoagie if all that's on the roll is tuna, lettuce, salt & pepper?

Nah, to be a hoagie it has to have some kind of meat or cheese that needs to be pronounced with an Italian accent (salami, capacola, provolone, etc).

Also - why do some sandwich shops insist on cutting the roll entirely in half while others only cut it half open?  Don't the idiots who cut it completely in half realize that shtein is gonna be falling out all over the place because of their reckless sandwich building style?

If you cut the bread all the way through, it is a sub not a hoagie.  Don't eat there.  If they don't use Amaroso's rolls, you get the same thing when the oil soaks through.  Look for the Amoroso's crates out back before you buy.

What I really miss is a good Lee's Cheltenham, where there is so much greasy Italian meat that they have to rip out some of the bread from the roll to make it all fit.  That's a farging hoagie.

[Rome]

Imageshack sucks ass.  My avatar of Shockey confessing that he's got the AIDS was deleted.

Imageshack should now contract the AIDS.  And like die or something.

[SD_Eagle5]

igywear

[MadMarchHare]

So, I had a tuna hoagie for lunch this afternoon and I got to thinking, can a hoagie really be a hoagie if all that's on the roll is tuna, lettuce, salt & pepper?

Nah, to be a hoagie it has to have some kind of meat or cheese that needs to be pronounced with an Italian accent (salami, capacola, provolone, etc).

Also - why do some sandwich shops insist on cutting the roll entirely in half while others only cut it half open?  Don't the idiots who cut it completely in half realize that shtein is gonna be falling out all over the place because of their reckless sandwich building style?

If you cut the bread all the way through, it is a sub not a hoagie.  Don't eat there.  If they don't use Amaroso's rolls, you get the same thing when the oil soaks through.  Look for the Amoroso's crates out back before you buy.

What I really miss is a good Lee's Cheltenham, where there is so much greasy Italian meat that they have to rip out some of the bread from the roll to make it all fit.  That's a farging hoagie.

Dude, you couldn't get Amoroso rolls in DC, much less FL.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

traffic in China

[Diomedes]

might as well be DuPont Circle

[PhillyPhreak54]

I got road rage just looking at that picture.