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Diomedes

#1665
August 06, 2006, 07:35:30 PM
For how long did you heat the usual lunch?
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Drunkmasterflex

#1666
August 06, 2006, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 06, 2006, 07:35:30 PM
For how long did you heat the usual lunch?

I would usually just sit it on the dash first thing in the morning and try to position my truck or car towards the sun.  At the latest I would put it there at the 9:00 break.  You can also get tin foil and cook it on your engine, I never did it but I saw guys do it. 
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MDS

#1667
August 07, 2006, 01:32:48 AM
Ok, we lost Frontier Week by 12 points becase there wasn't a real rope burning and the judge stupidly tought the worst song as the best. I'm not as mad about that as I am about the fact that ROPE BURNING WASNT REAL. HOW CAN YOU LET CAINI COME IN 3RD WHEN THEY BROKE THROUGH TWINE AND WE BROKE THROUGH THE ROPE.

farg THIS.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#1668
August 07, 2006, 06:55:41 AM
Quote from: MDS on August 07, 2006, 01:32:48 AM
Ok, we lost Frontier Week by 12 points becase there wasn't a real rope burning and the judge stupidly tought the worst song as the best. I'm not as mad about that as I am about the fact that ROPE BURNING WASNT REAL. HOW CAN YOU LET CAINI COME IN 3RD WHEN THEY BROKE THROUGH TWINE AND WE BROKE THROUGH THE ROPE.

farg THIS.

Hangin' at Jewbelee for the summer again?

rjs246

#1669
August 07, 2006, 09:45:16 AM
I went to the Body Worlds exhibit at the museum of science this weekend. Pretty goddamned intense, considering you're looking at actual human bodies posed in various semi-humorous positions, but one of the more awesome things I've seen in a while.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

reese125

#1670
August 07, 2006, 12:55:15 PM
this guy is a trip and known for his John Madden. He had me cryin in the car listening to Sirius when he did his Al Pacino impersonation. click on the left for a longer preview and more impersonations

http://www.frankcaliendo.com/index.php

PhillyPhanInDC

#1671
August 07, 2006, 04:45:06 PM
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PhillyPhreak54

#1672
August 07, 2006, 07:29:30 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on August 06, 2006, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on August 06, 2006, 07:35:30 PM
For how long did you heat the usual lunch?

I would usually just sit it on the dash first thing in the morning and try to position my truck or car towards the sun.  At the latest I would put it there at the 9:00 break.  You can also get tin foil and cook it on your engine, I never did it but I saw guys do it. 

There was a redneck I knew in Texas who would cook chicken livers on his intake with tinfoil. And wash 'em down with Lonestar beer.

Yes I know... shocking that a redneck would cook chicken livers on his engine and wash em down with cheapo beer.

PhillyPhreak54

#1673
August 07, 2006, 07:35:24 PM
Quote from: reese125 on August 07, 2006, 12:55:15 PM
this guy is a trip and known for his John Madden. He had me cryin in the car listening to Sirius when he did his Al Pacino impersonation. click on the left for a longer preview and more impersonations

http://www.frankcaliendo.com/index.php

He's hilarious

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1674
August 07, 2006, 08:20:02 PM
Along the same lines, Bill Simmons is funny:

QuoteQ: Let's see, in the past two months, you embraced soccer, created an Us Weekly fantasy league for women, were called a "hero" by Mark Cuban and complained about two American institutions: fantasy football and Vegas. What day is your surgical procedure that officially makes you a woman? I want to make sure I send you a card.
-- Bill Simmons, Los Angeles

SG: Just wanted to beat you guys to the punch.

From his most recent mailbag...

Rome

#1675
August 07, 2006, 09:40:01 PM
Random musing #1... when UPS says "sometime after 4:00 P.M." they mean around 7:30 or so.

Random musing # 2... the Eagles should really consider hiring someone other than SMITH EDWARDS (whoever the farg they are) to handle their ticket distribution.

Random musing #3... because the Eagles decided to wait until 6 days before the first game of the season to send out tickets, I now have to spend a small fortune sending the tickets back to South Jersey via FedEx.

Random musing #4... I sincerely hope the personnel at the Eagles Ticket Office who were so "hopeful" and "helpful" during the past several days all acquire severe cases of diarrhea in the coming days.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1676
August 07, 2006, 10:08:44 PM
When you're sliding into third, and you feel a juicy turd...

Father Demon

#1677
August 08, 2006, 04:37:32 PM
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1678
August 08, 2006, 07:22:40 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on August 08, 2006, 04:37:32 PM
Samuel F^&*ing Jackson makes a call for you

Great link.  I don't know what kind of rude ass would "call" no less than 4-5 people using it, though.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#1679
August 09, 2006, 01:24:19 PM
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