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General_Failure

#1680
August 09, 2006, 06:24:57 PM

The man. The myth. The legend.

Rome

#1682
August 09, 2006, 07:49:12 PM

Diomedes

#1684
August 10, 2006, 10:41:17 AM
farg farg farg.  I'm flying to Ireland tomorrow.  It might be faster to swim there now.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#1685
August 10, 2006, 10:53:26 AM
Worse, theres around 5 kids flying home saturday with parranoid Jewish parents thinking theyre kids are gonna die.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Diomedes

#1686
August 10, 2006, 11:03:53 AM
When shtein like this happens, I expect the airports to bring in ALL staff.  Lines like this need not be "part of travelling these days," as the authorities like to say.  We know the world we live in.  I pay A LOT OF MONEY for my tickets.  Goddamnit, I expect these motherfargers to get themselves organized and move shtein along.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#1687
August 10, 2006, 11:34:47 AM
Just don't bring any carry-ons with you, Dio.

You'll be fine.

Diomedes

#1688
August 10, 2006, 11:51:45 AM
I'll be in line four hours waiting to have my icehole searched, carry on bags or not.  farging incompetent shteinbags.  Take my money, and my time, and I'm expected to be docile and obediant.  Motherfargers.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#1689
August 10, 2006, 11:54:24 AM
Better leave now, then.

Diomedes

#1690
August 10, 2006, 12:05:18 PM
I'm going to take pills and alcohol.  The goal is to pass out.  I'll either wake up in Ireland, or a NY hospital.  So long as I don't have to suffer the goddamned airport, with the self imporant cops with machine guns, and screaming children, I win.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#1691
August 10, 2006, 12:16:17 PM
I'm flying to Atlanta tonight to get drunk for four days. At either end of the trip I will be felt up by security personel. Everyone wins!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#1693
August 10, 2006, 03:48:16 PM
All hail the goat king.  I'm going to this fair on Saturday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060810/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_ireland_goat

QuoteA goat named Louis was crowned King of Ireland on Thursday in one of the country's oldest festivals.

Each year a wild male mountain goat is caught in the foothills of Carrauntoohill, Ireland's highest mountain, and paraded through the country town of Killorglin as part of the Puck Fair -- an annual festival of music, drinking and dancing.

The goat then reigns for three days from a platform 15 metres (50 ft) above the town's streets.

No one knows for sure the origins of the fair, which is expected to attract more than 100,000 visitors this year, and has long been held on August 10-12.

Jean Kearney, a spokeswoman for the festival, said there were many wildly inventive legends about how it began but no written record of the first event.

"It has been suggested that it is linked to pre-Christian celebrations of a fruitful harvest and that the male goat or 'Puck' was a pagan symbol of fertility, like the pagan god Pan."

Another theory suggests the festival began in honour of a goat who warned Killorglin residents of an impending attack by English leader Oliver Cromwell in the 17th century.

This year's King Puck is named Louis after the French Sun King and has an almost 70-cm (27-inch) horn span. He is kept in a special pen during his reign and fed a regular mountain diet of nuts, wild herbs, holly leaves, saplings and tender grasses.

Louis will be dethroned and returned to the wild on Saturday.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#1694
August 10, 2006, 03:50:39 PM
Why is it that Ireland only has a goat rule for one day while we have to put up with eight years?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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