the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

the only funny person on this god forsaken board is PG.

See mussa, here is an example of obvious sarcasm. Study it. Then, when you attempt to use sarcasm in the future, you'll have a point of reference to refer to and hopefully other people will recognize your sarcasm as such.

Unless Dio is being serious in which case, I may have to direct my ridicule elsewhere.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

oh your jokes are totally hysterical, totally!  like your use of extra exclamation points you like to add to your post.  yea thats fun, i like to read it. very original. pretty much hysterical. 

It's one thing to post unfunny jokes, but mean no harm to anyone.

It's completely another to try to get out some trash talk to others that you really think is sharp and witty, then backpeddle when you realize you're in above you're head by calling them "jokes", and thus criticizing your targets for not being able to take a joke.  It's mean-spirited and yet a completely limp way to go about posting.  It's not in good fun at all and it frankly makes no sense.

Like we've said, if you're going to talk trash, you're going to have to wield some more mental ammunition.  It's just pretty obvious that, as unbelievable as it may seem to some of us, you're actually already at the apex of your abilities.

Frankly, I just hope you're sterile.

[Diomedes]

you are all boring, humourless Romes. the only funny person on this god forsaken board is PG. And when he's drunk, GF.

please, please, please...tell me you're joking

We all know GF doesn't drink, and we all know PG has NEVER been intentionally funny.  Please please please tell me YOU'RE joking about not getting it.

[mussa]

at least when he uses exclamation points, he's joking.  when you do it, you're serious.  that's worse.

and how exactly do you know I am being serious? I'd like you to explain that to me.  is it a certain way the letters appear on your screen?  man you of all people are disappointing me with this seriousness.  i think you need a few days off to gather your thoughts and start being an icehole again.

[SunMo]

We all know GF doesn't drink, and we all know PG has NEVER been intentionally funny.  Please please please tell me YOU'RE joking about not getting it.

i'll admit, you caught me off guard.  in the end, i did give you the benefit of the doubt, even though your track record doesn't call for it.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

man you of all people are disappointing me with this seriousness.  i think you need a few days off to gather your thoughts and start being an icehole again.

You could use some time off to gather all your thoughts, too, I'm sure.


You'll be done by 4:45 or so, right?

[mussa]

oh your jokes are totally hysterical, totally!  like your use of extra exclamation points you like to add to your post.  yea thats fun, i like to read it. very original. pretty much hysterical. 

It's one thing to post unfunny jokes, but mean no harm to anyone.

It's completely another to try to get out some trash talk to others that you really think is sharp and witty, then backpeddle when you realize you're in above you're head by calling them "jokes", and thus criticizing your targets for not being able to take a joke.  It's mean-spirited and yet a completely limp way to go about posting.  It's not in good fun at all and it frankly makes no sense.

Like we've said, if you're going to talk trash, you're going to have to wield some more mental ammunition.  It's just pretty obvious that, as unbelievable as it may seem to some of us, you're actually already at the apex of your abilities.

Frankly, I just hope you're sterile.

if i ever upset you, or anyone else, I apologize.  sorry guys for being so harmful to your fragile internet personalities.  for now on i will post seriously as if it represented the " real, real me". 

Frankly, I just hope you're sterile

thats funny. i lmao when i read that. but it was actually harmful also. so i expect an apology. thanks.

[mussa]

man you of all people are disappointing me with this seriousness.  i think you need a few days off to gather your thoughts and start being an icehole again.

You could use some time off to gather all your thoughts, too, I'm sure.


You'll be done by 4:45 or so, right?

are you kiddding me? farg, I plan on making teh internet horrible all night baby.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Frankly, I just hope you're sterile

thats funny. i lmao when i read that. but it was actually harmful also. so i expect an apology. thanks.

See?  Now you see a shining example of "burning" someone and also being funny in the process.  I certainly meant harm to you, yet I also wanted you and others to laugh.  Everyone wins.

I can't apologize for it, though, because that would indicate I was serious in the first place.  I'm not saying I was or wasn't, but I need to keep some level of mystery there.  I hope you understand, buddy.

[mussa]

Dude, your asking alot out of me.

[hbionic]

you need to learn that there are certain people you shouldn't start with

lmao....Sun...that did sound like you were flexing your internet muscle. Toughy!

Not one good mom joke in all of this. You guys are suck asses.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You guys are suck asses.

You only wish, Chuggie.  ZING!

[mussa]

well since your mom's the only one we've all run a train on, we were just kinda waiting for you to show up

[General_Failure]

You kids having fun while your parents are working?

[rjs246]

No.