the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[BigEd76]

ha...there's a big green one of these at the intersection out front of the office right now

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man

[Diomedes]

African American? 

Hail a cab!!

LMFAO.  And I've seen that shtein happen with my own eyes.  Black dude getting deliberately passed over for white passenger, that is.  Guy should have had one of these.

[Father Demon]

From the same site...

Slow motion stuff

[Father Demon]

Drinking and driving is better than Talking and driving

They studied 40 volunteers who used a driving simulator four times -- while undistracted, using a handheld cell phone, using a hands-free cell phone and while intoxicated to a 0.08 percent blood-alcohol level -- the average legal level of impairment in the United States -- after drinking vodka and orange juice.

Three study participants rear-ended the simulated car in front of them. All were talking on cellphones and none was drunk, the researchers said.

Motorists who talked on either handheld or hands-free cell phones drove slightly more slowly, were 9 percent slower to hit the brakes, and varied their speed more than undistracted drivers.

Drivers with an 0.08 percent blood-alcohol level drove a bit more slowly than both undistracted drivers and telephone users, yet more aggressively.

So, if you drive, talk on the phone, and you're drunk, does that all cancel each other out?

[Diomedes]

The whole business of banning hand held cell phones is text book government.  The problem is not the hands..it's the mind.  When talking you're on the phone, you're pre-occupied.  Everyone knows this.  If you claim otherwise, you're a lying idiot.  Cell phones should be banned while driving altogether.

[Seabiscuit36]

or people who cant Drive and use a cell phone killed.  I always want the idiot in front of me goin 45 in a 55 on the phone to hit a pole just to make my day by taking one more of them out.

[Phanatic]

Danica Strikes a Pose or 6...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0606/gallery.danicaportraits4/content.1.html

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Danica Strikes a Pose or 6...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0606/gallery.danicaportraits4/content.1.html

I'd hit it.  She's hotter than Britney Spears, but that's not saying much.

[SunMo]

ugh...im so sick of these overhyped female atheletes.  how about this...before you annoint Danica and Michelle Wie goddesses of men's sports.  how about they actually win something in one of those sports?  is that too much to ask?

and Danica is farging gross anyway.

[Diomedes]

agreed agreed agreed.

[Phanatic]

ugh...im so sick of these overhyped female atheletes.  how about this...before you annoint Danica and Michelle Wie goddesses of men's sports.  how about they actually win something in one of those sports?  is that too much to ask?

and Danica is farging gross anyway.

She's not super model hot or anything but she's far from gross.
She's a good looking girl who likes to drive over 200 miles per hour. What's not to like?

[SunMo]

if your only qualification for good looking is "not fat" then yeah, she's good looking.

but to me, she's gross.

[rjs246]

She's a good looking girl who likes to drive over 200 miles per hour. What's not to like?

How about her sweaty snatch? Sitting for hours in a 130 degree car and marinating in her own funk = stanktwat.

Oh and her face. It's broken.

[SunMo]

How about her sweaty snatch? Sitting for hours in a 130 degree car and marinating in her own funk = stanktwat.

ok, so maybe she moved up a little in my book.  but still...

[Phanatic]

Grumpy bitches the lot of ya...