the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[NGM]

P.S. thats Jessica Alba.

[Geowhizzer]

P.S. thats Jessica Alba.

And all this time I thought it was Phyllis Diller.

[MURP]

[MDS]

1.

"I would do if it were just me and my guy, but photographers seem to pop up everywhere. I think I'll be wearing a bikini."

-Alba on showing her tits on the beach

this just isnt fair. it really isnt. who is the fag boyfriend of hers? im going to kill him. or pull a face/off with him like travolta did with cage in that movie. that way, i can at least see her naked then quickly shell find out im not her boyfriend but that still didnt stop me from blowing a load in her face and running off into the sunset of victory.

2.

While Mario was friendly to everyone, Eva was sullen and refused to talk with anyone. When the waitress gave her a $17 bill, she handed over a hundred dollar bill and when the waitress brought back her change, Eva grabbed her changed, snipped at the waitress that 'Celebrities should be comped!' and stalked out without even leaving a tip."

-some bitch spreading funny stories about eva

mario lopez is definatly gay. not only did he play ac slater in saved by the bell, but he divorced ali landry. yes, i think she cheated on him. but so what. youre in a phony hollywood relationship. its all fake and everyone cheats. look at what your married to. come on. queer. plus, who the hell wants to hang out with eva longoria when the result isnt sex? shes not an interesting person. i can tell this.

3. lohan didnt accept brandon davis' apology for his firecrotch, funhole freckles comments that night he got wasted and pissed away more of his gazillion inheritied dollars

4. this made me laugh:

Halle Berry recently told Conan O'Brien that she occasionally wears her X-Men costume in the bedroom when she's entertaining her gentleman caller. You'll recall that Hugh Jackman made similar claims not too long ago. But there's one big difference--when Halle Berry wears her X-Men costume in the bedroom, she takes it off to accept a human male's penis into her body. And when Hugh Jackman wears his X-Men costume in the bedroom, he takes it off to accept a human male's penis into his body. Huh. Guess that's not a big difference at all.

[PhillyPhreak54]

[MDS]

A new way for beaners to sneak into the country?

The dirty sanchez 'stache adds a nice touch.

[General_Failure]

Polar bear and a grizzy get it on, hunter later eats the offspring.

[Diomedes]

I'll never understand hunters.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'll never understand hunters.

[Diomedes]

I rest my case.

[General_Failure]

A finite amount of time

[Sgt PSN]

I'll never understand hunters.

She makes the deer horny. 

[General_Failure]

I was expecting a rack joke.

[BigEd76]

November 30 = "Transformers: The Movie" 20th Anniversary Special Edition DVD



http://www.transformersthemoviedvd.com

[Feva]

^^^

It will be mine.  Oh yes... it will be mine.