the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[SunMo]

Oh she knows my love for the Eagles just fine... you don't have to know me too long before that comes out.  Most people are surprised to find out just how seriously I take it once they look a little closer. 

haha, i love when people who are starting to know you realize that.

this one time i was with a bunch of people watching a game (something i never do) and everyone knew to stay quiet when the game was on, because along with me, there were some big fans there.

but this one dude's new girlfriend kept talking and i was getting annoyed.  i went to the kitchen during a commerical break and my wife was in there talking (she gets it) and she asked the score, i replied loudly, "I don't farging know, I can hardly farging hear in there"  the talking stopped shortly after that. 

[Feva]

dont let em wear it in the house either

Am I wrong for telling Mrs. Feva that the outfit will never touch L'il Feva's skin?

Done.

[Geowhizzer]

My students are surprised to learn each year just how seriously I take the Eagles.

They get the hint when they see the six-inch-high stack of detentions and referrals on my desk after each Eagles loss. 

[Feva]

Oh she knows my love for the Eagles just fine... you don't have to know me too long before that comes out.  Most people are surprised to find out just how seriously I take it once they look a little closer. 

haha, i love when people who are starting to know you realize that.

this one time i was with a bunch of people watching a game (something i never do) and everyone knew to stay quiet when the game was on, because along with me, there were some big fans there.

but this one dude's new girlfriend kept talking and i was getting annoyed.  i went to the kitchen during a commerical break and my wife was in there talking (she gets it) and she asked the score, i replied loudly, "I don't farging know, I can hardly farging hear in there"  the talking stopped shortly after that. 

Yeah, I got a few moments like that myself.

The Mrs. and I went to ESPNZone with another couple who are now very good friends of ours to watch a game.  It was the game against Dallas in 2003 where they returned our opening onside kick for a TD.  The guy is a Cowboys fan and against my better judgement, I agreed that we'd all meet up there and watch.  Bad idea... because not only are they seeing me for the first time react to an Eagles game... they're getting the unfortunate experience of seeing me watch the Eagles lose to the motherfarging Cowboys.

Now... knowing how I get, I tried to keep it civil since I honestly didn't want to freak these people out but I really couldn't help myself.  I HAD to hi-5 every single Eagle fan in the place (which there was a surprising amount of) with each TD and 1st down we got.  I could see that I was making his wife a little uncomfortable at times but I couldn't help it.  All things considered, I was alright though but when McNabb got that ball stripped on the last drive to end the game, I farging lost it.  Pounding the walls, cursing and pacing all over the room.   The guy was obviously happy... but I could tell that he was trying to play it cool for my sake.  Good thing too because I would have probably busted my beer over his head.

Anyway... when we were leaving, I'm still heated so I barely said goodbye to them on the way to our car and I don't think I said two words to the wife on the way home.  When we did talk, Mrs. Feva said how it was kind of embarassing, but I got pissed because she knew damn well what was going to happen since she had seen how I am with the Eagles for almost a decade at that point.  Anyway... after a few days, I had the wife apologize for me and they got over it... the guy's wife is still a little nervous around me when I get to talking Eagles/Cowboys with her husband though. 

[phattymatty]

i got you all beat, my girl refuses to even go to any more football games with me because i turn into such a giant a-hole.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So, all your talk about generally being a giant a-hole is a lie, then.

[Geowhizzer]

I'm currently looking at the spot on my living room wall that is missing a large chunk of drywall from the Tampa playoff loss.

[phillymic2000]

I'm currently looking at the spot on my living room wall that is missing a large chunk of drywall from the Tampa playoff loss.

Got rid of that broken remote years ago

[MadMarchHare]

Ya know, Geo, spackling really ain't that hard......

I'd have a second piehole if I put a hole in the wall, and a third if I didn't fix it promptly.

My wife usually leaves the house and takes the children with her on gameday.  In fact, last year (my son was 3), he saw me with my Eagles jersey on and said, "Eagles, farg!".  I laughed my ass off.

[Geowhizzer]

Ya know, Geo, spackling really ain't that hard......

I'd have a second piehole if I put a hole in the wall, and a third if I didn't fix it promptly.

My wife usually leaves the house and takes the children with her on gameday.  In fact, last year (my son was 3), he saw me with my Eagles jersey on and said, "Eagles, farg!".  I laughed my ass off.

Perhaps if my wife could reach my pie-hole.  That eleven inches of height differential comes in handy sometimes.

(It is on my 'to-do' list for this spring break, though.)

[Wingspan]

I'd have a second piehole if I put a hole in the wall, and a third if I didn't fix it promptly.

where do you stick pie?

[The BIGSTUD]

I just downloaded 3 Viv Thomas lesbian porns.

[ice grillin you]

http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6vufmTJ9Q

double WOW

[MURP]

that ranks in the top 10 no doubt. 

[mussa]

that guy needs to be drug outside and beaten with a tire iron.