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PhillyPhanInDC

#105
April 11, 2006, 03:26:48 PM
I broke the farging shtein out of a government vehicle today. I beat them like farging playschool drum sets. Your hard earned taxes allow me to do this. farg, my tax dollars allow me to do it too, but percentage-wise, it's a pretty cheap thrill.

Thanks.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

mussa

#106
April 11, 2006, 03:31:53 PM
what kind of vehicle was it?  we need details here
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PhillyPhanInDC

#107
April 11, 2006, 03:37:08 PM
It was a 2005 Chevy Tahoe with about 9000 miles on it. It shtein the transmission all over the Beltway the way RJS shteins Bud.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Feva

#108
April 11, 2006, 03:46:29 PM
My aunt came by the other day with a few new outfits for L'il Feva.  I didn't get a chance to see them all before she left, but one of them turned out to be an NFL outfit.  An Atlanta Falcons outfit.  Am I wrong for telling Mrs. Feva that the outfit will never touch L'il Feva's skin?  I mean, I appreciate the gift and all and I hate for my aunt to had wasted her money but knowing me and how I am about the Eagles, she should have known better... and I just can't let that shtein happen.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#109
April 11, 2006, 03:49:36 PM
You must have other friends with kids or that plan to have kids... and since you live in the area, there's a good chance they could be Falcons fans.  I would save it to re-gift later.

ice grillin you

#110
April 11, 2006, 03:53:50 PM
go exchange it for an eagle johnson
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

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PhillyPhanInDC

#111
April 11, 2006, 03:55:12 PM
Quote from: EagleFeva on April 11, 2006, 03:46:29 PM
My aunt came by the other day with a few new outfits for L'il Feva.  I didn't get a chance to see them all before she left, but one of them turned out to be an NFL outfit.  An Atlanta Falcons outfit.  Am I wrong for telling Mrs. Feva that the outfit will never touch L'il Feva's skin?  I mean, I appreciate the gift and all and I hate for my aunt to had wasted her money but knowing me and how I am about the Eagles, she should have known better... and I just can't let that shtein happen.

You have to do it. One of my co-workers is a pretty rabid G'aints fan, and lived in Texas for awhile when his kid was younger. He didn't nip that (similar) shtein in the bud when the boy was young and cute, and now he shares his home with a minature Cowboys fan.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#112
April 11, 2006, 03:56:13 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 11, 2006, 03:53:50 PM
go exchange it for an eagle johnson

Wow, you really don't value punters at all, huh?

MDS

#113
April 11, 2006, 04:10:45 PM
Carmen Electra. On the sybian.

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Feva

#114
April 11, 2006, 04:42:13 PM Last Edit: April 11, 2006, 04:45:19 PM by EagleFeva
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 11, 2006, 03:53:50 PM
go exchange it for an eagle johnson

I live in Atlanta... 12 mo. old Eagles outifts are not too readily available.

Quote from: FFatPatt on April 11, 2006, 03:49:36 PM
You must have other friends with kids or that plan to have kids... and since you live in the area, there's a good chance they could be Falcons fans. I would save it to re-gift later.

Thought of that.  The only buddy of mine with a kid around L'il Feva's age is a big Niners fan and he'd feel the same way about it.

I'll probably hold on to it... but even at that, makes me sick to have this Falcons' gear in my house.  :puke
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

PoopyfaceMcGee

#115
April 11, 2006, 04:46:15 PM
Quote from: MDS on April 11, 2006, 04:10:45 PM
Carmen Electra. On the sybian.

I don't believe for one second that she actually has the dildo inside her cootch.  That tease.

SunMo

#116
April 11, 2006, 04:48:14 PM
pigs can't eat it, because they don't know how.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

ice grillin you

#117
April 11, 2006, 04:48:15 PM
how is your aunt close enough to you to drop by and give you an outfit for your seedling but not close enough to you to know of your love for the birds
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Feva

#118
April 11, 2006, 04:57:37 PM Last Edit: April 11, 2006, 05:01:14 PM by EagleFeva
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 11, 2006, 04:48:15 PM
how is your aunt close enough to you to drop by and give you an outfit for your seedling but not close enough to you to know of your love for the birds

Oh she knows my love for the Eagles just fine... you don't have to know me too long before that comes out.  Most people are surprised to find out just how seriously I take it once they look a little closer.  She doesn't follow football much, if at all... so she probably just doesn't understand the "issues" with that and figured it wouldn't be a big deal if he had that Falcons stuff.  Y'know?  In her mind, she was getting an NFL jumpsuit for my son.  If we lived in Philly, it'd be an Eagles outfit... but she probably still wouldn't make the connection.

She was in a store, saw it... thought of my boy and grabbed it.  I can't be mad at her for that... hell, I appreciate it... but I can't let L'il Feva out of the house wearing that thing, either.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

ice grillin you

#119
April 11, 2006, 05:01:12 PM
dont let em wear it in the house either
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous
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