the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Susquehanna Birder]

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[smeags]

enjoy the long weekend, I hope none of you die.

[hbionic]

Thanks buddy.

[Yeti]

Hey girls, did you miss me?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Damn right we did

[phattymatty]

redman is rolling a blunt live on facebook right now. what a time to be alive.

[smeags]

redman is rolling a blunt live on facebook right now. what a time to be alive.

[smeags]

I farted.

[Yeti]

The first thing I thought when I heard there was a shooting at a gay club was "OMG I hope Hbionic is alright."



Good one.

[General_Failure]

Sheriff: Toddler's grim ordeal with alligator 'not survivable'

ORLANDO — After 15 hours of searching a man-made lake at a Disney World resort hotel for a toddler snatched off the beach by an alligator, officials said Wednesday that the horrific ordeal was "not survivable" and they were now looking to recover the body of the 2-year-old.

The 7- to 8-foot reptile grabbed the boy late Tuesday as he was playing in about a foot of water at the Seven Seas Lagoon at the Grand Floridian Hotel. His father, who quickly rushed to the boy's aid, could not fend off the alligator and received minor injuries to his hand.

[Sgt PSN]

Obviously that's awful and undeserved, but when the farg are idiots going to realize that you don't go near/let your kids go near rivers/lakes/ponds in farging Florida?  This isn't a new thing.  Should be common knowledge by now. 

[General_Failure]

Knowledge? Sounds like some Hoyda shtein that ain't got no place in Florida.

[smeags]

that area is well marked for no swimming or fishing ... but hey

[Sgt PSN]

Knowledge? Sounds like some Hoyda shtein that ain't got no place in Florida.

To Floridians, yes.  But I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people staying at a Disney resort are from out of state. 

[Sgt PSN]

that area is well marked for no swimming or fishing ... but hey

I hope that gator gets 2 tickets then.