the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[smeags]

that area is well marked for no swimming or fishing ... but hey

I hope that gator gets 2 tickets then. 

would this be considered poaching on the gator's part ?




I know, I going to hell.

[Sgt PSN]

Yeah, make that 3 tickets if he didn't have a license. 

[smeags]

is florida a 3 strike state ?

[Rome]

If there's a puddle you can bet there's snakes or gators in it in this godforsaken wasteland. 

I feel bad for the kid and the father but sometimes nature does her thing just to remind the rest of us not to be so farging stupid. 

[Sgt PSN]

is florida a 3 strike state ?

Depends on what color you are and whether or not you and your partner can use the same bathroom in public. 

[smeags]

is florida a 3 strike state ?

Depends on what color you are and whether or not you and your partner can use the same bathroom in public.

well, unless the gator is albino ...

[Sgt PSN]

Nope, but he's the official collegiate mascot of Tim Tebow U.  So he's safe. 

[smeags]

too bad Zimmerman doesn't wade in that lagoon.

[smeags]

they found the boy's body.

[Sgt PSN]

I guess that's good?  I dunno....if it were my kid I think I'd just prefer they not find the body.  It's one thing if your kid dies in some tragic playground accident or drinks a whole bottle of bleach because you were too lazy to put a Mr Yuk sticker on it, but I don't think I could stomach looking at my kids' chewed up corpse.  But that's just me.  And who knows...if I were actually faced with that situation I could do a 180. 

[General_Failure]

Do a 180 and walk the hell away? You bastich.

[Yeti]

is florida a 3 strike state ?

Depends on what color you are and whether or not you and your partner can use the same bathroom in public.

Stop with your hippy bullshtein

[Sgt PSN]

Shouldn't you be eating shteiny pizza at an even shteinier strip club right now?  :-)

[PhillyPhreak54]

He's eating Elio's and watching youporn

[Sgt PSN]

That's actually a step up.