the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

People will try anything once.

[Sgt PSN]

There simply isn't any other way to hold people accountable for small scale but widespread theft, fraud, etc. 

Unless of course you want to fund the government to prosecute all of these companies...

I can't stop laughing at this.  Giving the gov't money to prosecute for theft/fraud/etc.......

Thanks.  I needed a good laugh. 

[Sgt PSN]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

Most of us here have had a woman to go home to at one time or another and didn't really need this info.  One of these days it will all make sense to you though. 

[reese125]

the fact that you took this serious is all I need to know bud...thanks

..and stop being a follower please

[rjs246]

..and stop being a follower please

What the farg?

[reese125]

what dont you get

[rjs246]

I haven't heard anyone use 'follower' as an insult since I was in 8th grade. 17 years ago.

[Diomedes]

I used to work in a big corporation where management consultants preached the value of practicing our followership skills to us at team building boondoggles.

I found that insulting on many levels.

[reese125]

I wasnt going for the schoolyard tease.  i really wasnt going for an insult--no need to. but the fact he decided to come out of nowhere and try to bust my balls was simply corny and trying to "follow"..but whatever..its sarge

[Yeti]

I wasnt going for the schoolyard tease.  i really wasnt going for an insult--no need to. but the fact he decided to come out of nowhere and try to bust my balls was simply corny and trying to "follow"..but whatever..its sarge

If you ever talk about my friends again I will hunt you down and kill you.

[rjs246]

I used to work in a big corporation where management consultants preached the value of practicing our followership skills to us at team building boondoggles.

I found that insulting on many levels.

Jesus christ. That's infuriating.

[reese125]

I wasnt going for the schoolyard tease.  i really wasnt going for an insult--no need to. but the fact he decided to come out of nowhere and try to bust my balls was simply corny and trying to "follow"..but whatever..its sarge

If you ever talk about my friends again I will hunt you down and kill you.

haha

[Seabiscuit36]

I wasnt going for the schoolyard tease.  i really wasnt going for an insult--no need to. but the fact he decided to come out of nowhere and try to bust my balls was simply corny and trying to "follow"..but whatever..its sarge

If you ever talk about my friends again I will hunt you down and kill you.

haha

and by kill you, he means french handshake you to death

[phattymatty]

I haven't heard anyone use 'follower' as an insult since I was in 8th grade. 17 years ago.

haha you're 30.

[Sgt PSN]

I wasnt going for the schoolyard tease.  i really wasnt going for an insult--no need to. but the fact he decided to come out of nowhere and try to bust my balls was simply corny and trying to "follow"..but whatever..its sarge

You totally got me pegged.  Totally.  I'm a follower.  I jumped right on the "let's bust reese's balls" bandwagon.  Couldn't have anything to do with the fact that I just think you're an idiot.  Nah, that couldn't be it.  Idiot.