the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[reese125]

so I post a forwarded joke and you come in out of nowhere with a corny ass attempt..yep..pegged

its ok Sarge..put the gun down

[Sgt PSN]

Oddly enough, I don't own a gun.  And that makes me the vast minority when compared to my military brethren.  But I'm a follower so I should probably buy one. 

Also, it was a stupid joke.  I make stupid jokes all the time and get shtein on for it.  Welcome to the club.

[rjs246]

This retard fight sure is special.

[Sgt PSN]

This retard fight sure is special.

Is there any other kind? 

[BigEd76]

don't run with screwdrivers

[rjs246]

Why not? It only results in a bruise.

[reese125]

Oddly enough, I don't own a gun.  And that makes me the vast minority when compared to my military brethren.  But I'm a follower so I should probably buy one. 

Also, it was a stupid joke.  I make stupid jokes all the time and get shtein on for it. 

it wasnt my joke, and if you couldnt find that even a tad-bit funny then I question your humor

and rj, hop on in stud...I got some for you too..ha

[rjs246]

You might actually be getting dumber as time goes on, which is impressive.

[reese125]

and Im sensing some holiday cheer out of you..which is impressive

[phattymatty]

oops, i just accidentally booked a trip to vegas in 2 weeks.

stupid Paris, offering me free rooms all the time.  and for some reason i'm getting a free leather jacket from them.

[SunMo]

so, i went a new jobsite today and all first time visitors have to sit and watch the contractor's general safety video, but then they make you watch this hour long video of a dude telling his story how he was a careless farg and blew himself up at an Exxon refinery.  his name was charlie, he said at the time he wished he had died, and i do too.

[Sgt PSN]

After reading that, I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say that not only do I wish Charlie had died, but that you were there with him. 

[Rome]

Ditto

[ice grillin you]

wrong thread guys

[SunMo]

Ditto

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