the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[reese125]

I dont know whats funnier...grandma who cant, but has to look or another idiot with an oversized diamond-cut instrument around his neck

[Father Demon]

I would bang Britney.  And Paris.  And Lindsey.

In that order.

[Diomedes]

Lindsay, Britney, Paris, in that order.

[Diomedes]

Oh, I did that wrong.  Should read:

the great white whore, the great white whore, the great white whore, in that order.

[BigEd76]

2 girls 1 finger

it's like the cup one, but with polka

[Rome]

Yeah, circles are great especially during Fourth of July weekend when you're trying to get into Ocean City via Somers Point.

well, that one is a disaster, true.  but, again, it's because of the people, not the circle itself.

LEAVE THE CIRCLE ALONE

No, it's because they have 100,000 cars in a single day trying to go through a two lane ingress/egress point.

You guys are probably too young to remember Ellisburg Circle in Cherry Hill.  That was an absolute nightmare.  The worst by far was the Cardiff Circle in Pomona down the shore.  Horrendous in every way.  I even got into an accident there once when some dickhead rear-ended me.  He wasn't paying attention and just plowed right into my bumper.

[Father Demon]

I was in a meeting today with my customer, and a cute girl was sitting about 6 people down the table from me, on the opposite side.  I kept looking at her thinking she should smile some more, because it would make her cuter.  But, there was something that just didn't seem right about her -- couldn't put my finger on it.  So, during the meeting, I kept glancing at her, when she grabbed her cup of coffee with both hands.  That's when I noticed it.  She had two lobster claws for hands.  One thumb, one finger on each hand, with the remaining starter-fingers warped up in some strange lump.  It kind of disturbed me a little, but mostly because I started wondering how a hand-job from her would feel.

[Munson]

Maryland has circles, and in Delaware by my parents house, they are putting in a few.  Once you get used to them, they are very effective, except when out of staters get confused

Haha I must live right around your parents. I use the Weldon Road circle all the time.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

F Lindsay
M Paris
K Britney

That is the correct answer.

[General_Failure]

GF, are you an Austrailian citizen yet

No, but now that I've been here a year I have the option of going that route, filing for residency, or whatever other options are available. I'm leaning towards Application to Homestead in Kangaroo Pouch.

[Diomedes]

You mean like that PBS show?

[mussa]

Yesterday I helped move somethings out of a assisted living place here in lancaster and into this person's new apartment. The entire place was filled with crazy people. Everyone seemed harmless, but my god it was strange. The highlight was a old dude sitting on this chair....laughing and he looked at me and goes, this chairs wet...and continued to laugh while sitting in someone elses' urine. i just about ran out of that looney bin as fast as I could.

[rjs246]

I played trivia at a sports bar downtown last night. About 50% of the questions were Boston Trivia questions and about 75% of the sports questions were Boston-focussed. Needless to say, I got drunk.

[Diomedes]

Title town!!

[Father Demon]

(soon to be) MILF celebrities. 

Saw this on a link:

Who's the hottest pregnant mom?
Christina Aguilera
Heidi Klum
Brooke Burke
Gwen Stefani
Angelina Jolie
Naomi Watts
Jaime Pressley
Monica Bellucci
Halle Berry

I haven't seen them all, but I'm pretty sure I'd be digging on Aguilera, Jamie Pressley and Halle pretty hard.