the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[MDS]

an open and honest relationship is what makes us such a formidable pair. if you want to step up to the plate, the lies need to stop.

[SD_Eagle5]

do you want to ask me out or something?

Can you nail a 6 inch spike through a board with your penis?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Who can't?

[phattymatty]

when i get an evite for a party, and one of the responses is like this, i immediately decline.

Thank you guys for inviting us! I have an XMAS gig in Falls Church until 12pm and then have to get JR to a basketball game by 2. My wife will be at her mother's for her family's annual XMAS cookie bake. Sorry we are going to miss a fun time! Merry Christmas!

and it's a dude too, which is so much worse.

[rjs246]

Sounds like a riotous party. How could it not be with an invitee like that?

[phattymatty]

i don't know man, i'm not sure i could pass up a cookie bake either.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

WARTS!

[rjs246]

Wow. That is some farged up shtein.

[Wingspan]

I really wish I had not seen that.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Now imagine that guy in a sequel with the cup chicks.


BOW CHICKA BOWWWOWWW

[Dillen]

I sprained my ankle kind of bad about a month ago and it was just about back to normal. Today I was playing basketball, jumped and landed on someone's foot and rolled my same ankle really bad. It looks like a farging softball.

[Sgt PSN]

I just spent the last 2 days in Ardmore, Okla-farging-homa.  My 4runner broke down on my was back from Dallas on Sunday.  So I had it towed to the local Toyota dealership and dropped it off for the night.  Luckily there was a motel about a half mile down the road so me and my dog (actual dog, not igy slang for pal) walked down and checked in.  Went up there first thing Monday morning and had them take a look.  Basically, the pulley that the timing belt wraps around was stripped and stopped spinning, thus no power.  At all.  Fortunately, it was a pretty simple fix.  Unfortunately, since my 4runner is almost 10 years old, they didn't have the part in stock so one had to be ordered.  This meant I was spending another day in Ardmore. 

Took a cab to the mall and the driver showed me their tourist attraction.  It was a round-about traffic circle.  If you haven't seen them, their supposed to be more efficient in guiding traffic through busy intersections.  Think of the giant circle infront of the Art Museum in Philly except it's only 1 lane instead of 5.  Funny thing about this is that there was no intersecting street and was located in the middle of a field.  Awesome. 

I wouldn't recommend visiting there but my dog seemed to love the place.  Probably because he was allowed to go into just about every business establishment with me.  Good times. 

[MadMarchHare]

That would pretty much describe the entire state of Oklahoma.  As well as all the other Bible-thumping Midwest states.

[Diomedes]

So glad you warned me off Ardmore, OK.  Was totally going to go there never.

[BigEd76]

Yesterday I got a piece of mail from Iowa that was postmarked October 9.  Nothing wrong with the envelope or the address.  Slackers