the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

So my dog was sick last week and pissed on the face of a worker at my house and now I'm getting booted out of my apartment.

On the one hand I'm pissed off. On the other hand, that dude totally had my dog's piss on his face.

[Wingspan]

Unless your dog is 12 feet tall on all fours. I don't see how that could have even accidentally happened.

[rjs246]

I accidentally held her above the dude's face while he was insulating pipes.

[Zanshin]

Why are you getting booted out?  Are dogs not allowed?  If they are, I can't imagine that would hold up legally. 

[rjs246]

The lease is up and the landlord is changing the pet policy because her friend's face got peed on a little. Slut.

[Seabiscuit36]

I accidentally held her above the dude's face while he was insulating pipes.

I dont buy for a second you accidently did that, you were probably schnockered and used your dog as a water gun

[rjs246]

You've cracked my code.

[Zanshin]

The lease is up and the landlord is changing the pet policy because her friend's face got peed on a little. Slut.

Sounds to me like the slut needs to be introduced to your dog's newfound diarrhea issue before you hit the bricks.

[Diomedes]

I'm trying to imagine why you'd be holding a large dog above a worker?  Isn't your pooch like 80lbs+?

[rjs246]

Guys, I wasn't actually holding the dog over the dude's head.

She had some stomach problems last week and had a couple of accidents. Apparently one of her accidents happened on the old hardwood directly over the spot where the dude was working in the basement. Drip drip drip. Pee on the face.

Yeesh do I have to spell everything out for you.

[Diomedes]

Yeah, you do.  See...you're the guy who smacked a dude with his own prosthesis, so it's not exactly beyond reason that you could be doing something like holding a dog over someone.

[rjs246]

Stop making valid points.

[Diomedes]

Stop ruining real property you don't own, hippy dog freak.

[rjs246]

Given the choice between destroying my property and destroying someone else's there really isn't any choice to be made. If a little pee gets on someone's face in the process, so much the better.

[phattymatty]

haha you have holes in your floor.