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General_Failure

#3300
January 07, 2007, 08:10:43 PM
By sexy and lethal female assassins? Three of them, one of them a demolitions expert?

The man. The myth. The legend.

Sgt PSN

#3301
January 07, 2007, 08:17:45 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on January 07, 2007, 08:04:10 PM
Quote from: Sgt PSN on January 07, 2007, 06:23:19 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on January 07, 2007, 04:19:21 PM
My roomate got extremely wasted at the club last night and was making out with the ugliest bitch on the planet.  He then was found by one of the guys in our company walking down a main road in his underwear with one sock on.  Apparently he was thrown from a moving vehicle.

Sounds like quite possibly the best night ever. 

He also got jumped.


I'll take 2, please. 

Seabiscuit36

#3302
January 08, 2007, 10:00:50 AM
My buddy has been getting emails text messages and voicemail from his ex, who is now married, proclaiming her love for him  :-D
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Sgt PSN

#3303
January 08, 2007, 10:14:17 AM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on January 08, 2007, 10:00:50 AM
My buddy has been getting emails text messages and voicemail from his ex, who is now married, proclaiming her love for him  :-D

He should tell her he still loves her too.  Hook up with her.  Hit it for old times sake.  Get it on video and send a copy of the tape to her husband. 

Seabiscuit36

#3304
January 08, 2007, 10:27:11 AM
Thats exactly what i recommended, he's afraid of her getting prego on purpose though. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Diomedes

#3305
January 08, 2007, 10:28:16 AM
He should stay the hell away from her lest her new husband decide to start shooting people.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#3306
January 08, 2007, 10:29:56 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 08, 2007, 10:28:16 AM
He should stay the hell away from her lest her new husband decide to start shooting people.

Agreed.  There are very few vaginas out there worth that kind of aggravation.

Diomedes

#3307
January 08, 2007, 10:31:45 AM
farging a man's wife is about as smart as arguing with thugs in a hip-hop club.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#3308
January 08, 2007, 10:33:23 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 08, 2007, 10:28:16 AM
He should stay the hell away from her lest her new husband decide to start shooting people.

Party pooper.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#3309
January 08, 2007, 10:36:26 AM
Quote from: Diomedes on January 08, 2007, 10:31:45 AM
farging a man's wife is about as smart as arguing with thugs in a hip-hop club.

Wow.  Another tenet in the "stuff Dio and FF actually agree on" column.

SunMo

#3310
January 08, 2007, 10:37:26 AM
what about just fingering her in the kitchen while everyone is in the living room?
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

#3311
January 08, 2007, 10:38:10 AM
Touching brown?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#3312
January 08, 2007, 10:38:51 AM
Quote from: SunMo on January 08, 2007, 10:37:26 AM
what about just fingering her in the kitchen while everyone is in the living room?

What good does that do for the guy, though?  It just makes his hand smell like fish and gives him blue balls.

So, I'm going to veto that idea.  Come back to me when you have something that includes a knobber.

SunMo

#3313
January 08, 2007, 10:39:51 AM
Quote from: FFatPatt on January 08, 2007, 10:38:51 AM
What good does that do for the guy, though?


YOU'RE TOUCHING A VAGINA!

I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#3314
January 08, 2007, 10:44:59 AM
All vaginas are NOT created equal.
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