the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Geowhizzer]

205.  That's how many students are on my roll this year.

Jesus. Do you guys do block scheduling? A lot of the teachers around here were pretty pissed when they went to block scheduling...allowed the schools to eliminate a unit in each department and everyone's roll went from 120-150 to 160-190.

Right now we're a 5X5 block.  I only see my students 65 minutes every other day.

[Diomedes]

You two sound like prison guards in the break room.

[Geowhizzer]

You two sound like prison guards in the break room.

I do teach middle school, so you're not far off.

[ice grillin you]

I've literally never seen a dart board in a house or a bar or anywhere.

you have no doubt easily been to a hundred bars that have dart boards in them.

perhaps but I guess they are hidden or no one was playing cause I can't ever recall seeing one...I do feel like there's a dart board available at every single garage/yard sale ever

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/morgue-worker-arrested-after-giving-birth-to-a-dead-mans-baby/

[QB Eagles]

Maybe it's the story about the midget crime gang or the large disclaimer at the bottom of the page, but something about that news source seems off to me.

[Sgt PSN]

Lol.

[Geowhizzer]

Pepper bush.  Fire ants.  109 degree heat index.  No pygmy rattlesnakes this week, though... that was last weekend.

Swamp living.

[General_Failure]

Bonnie Tyler to perform Total Eclipse during total eclipse

[smeags]

picking up a boat after work. 18ft Bayliner Trophy w/125hp Johnson OB.


pretty sure I know where I will be for the eagles season opener.

[Diomedes]

In the drink wearing a vest watching a smoky fire, praying the Coast Guard arrives before it gets dark?

[Tomahawk]

Burn!

[PhillyPhreak54]

lolol

Bust
Out
Another
Thousand

[PhillyPhreak54]

https://www.apnews.com/c163720d8a344f37b50f2f0da92738c3?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

Another navy ship collided with a civilian ship

[Sgt PSN]

The USS John S. McCain sustained damage on its port side aft..

I like ships that don't sustain damage, okay?