the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Yeti]

So what can we do to tell the government to farg off on this one?

[Yeti]

We can sign this on the White House website.  You're welcome.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/apple-privacy-petition

[General_Failure]

Apple Says the Government Bungled Its Chance to Get That iPhone's Data

Shortly after the phone in question was seized from an SUV belonging to Farook and his wife, someone changed an Apple ID that might have allowed the phone to back up data to iCloud—which would have given the government a chance to seize the data with a court order. But because that ID was changed, there is no chance the phone could have ever backed up additional data to iCloud, a senior Apple executive said on a call today with reporters.

[ice grillin you]

this is a lot of words but if you have the time to put aside its a great read...

http://roadsandkingdoms.com/2016/the-dog-thief-killings/

[PhillyPhreak54]

https://vid.me/2Z7A

Just a naked chick twerking on top of an 18-wheeler on the highway here today.

[smeags]

http://www.mcall.com/news/nationworld/pennsylvania/mc-pa-medical-marijuana-final-house-vote-

[Eagaholic]

I read about a woman who died recently by getting pulled into an industrial mixer at a bakery. That shoots right up near the top of the worst ways to die list imo.

[Yeti]

Yep, like getting wrapped around the drive shaft of a tractor

[Eagaholic]

wood chippers are nice because their fast

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.fox29.com/unusual/112720195-story

What the farg

[smeags]

She's a keeper.

[smeags]

[General_Failure]

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours

She uses millennial slang and knows about Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, and seems to be bashfully self-aware, occasionally asking if she is being 'creepy' or 'super weird'.

Tay also asks her followers to 'f***' her, and calls them 'daddy'. This is because her responses are learned by the conversations she has with real humans online - and real humans like to say weird stuff online and enjoy hijacking corporate attempts at PR.

[Eagaholic]

First, they shouldn't have deleted anything. Second, they should have dropped her off in a  random location in Philly to hitch hike.

[phattymatty]

i applied to some food network show years ago.

long story short some girl from food network calls me like two weeks go and saw that my application said something about being an eagles season ticket holder. for some reason that makes her think i'm some kind of tailgate master.

i've just been rolling with it after two more interviews and i am now really close to being on the show. i guess my application was funny because she really wants me in.

i may need a bunch of you to show up somewhere in the next few weeks wearing eagles gear and pretending that i'm this super tailgate grill master.

it's going to be a hilarious scam.