the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[General_Failure]

His other son's just trying to pay the bills, man.

[ice grillin you]

this is classic middle america...so funny

http://www.kansascity.com/2012/12/01/3943246/chiefs-player-kills-girlfriend.html#.ULrvVdYCyzM.twitter

Belcher, originally from Long Island near New York City, had been with the Chiefs for four years. He joined the team as an undrafted free agent out of the University of Maine.

[shorebird]

I just had a friend of mine give me digital copies of all the Walking Dead books. They are CBR files, which I'm assuming is Comic Book Reader. I'm leary of downloading that kind of stuff, anyone else here ever tried it?

[Sgt PSN]

No idea.  But reading this might help you out.

http://digitalcomicmuseum.com/forum/index.php?topic=1808.0

[General_Failure]

http://www.cdisplay.me/

Works fine, isn't malware.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I am about tired of the news saturation of Kate Middleton's pregnancy.

Who

gives

a

farg

[BigEd76]

probably the same people that woke up at 4am to watch that wedding

[PhillyPhreak54]

It's a tragedy if those people who woke up to watch that wedding are still alive today.

[ice grillin you]

three days in the hospital with morning sickness.....soft ass bitch

[SunMo]

saw a car at a stop light today that belonged to a cleaning company.  the name on the side?  "You've got Maids"  farging hilarious

[Seabiscuit36]

http://thesteadydrip.blogspot.com/2012/12/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be.html

What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, "you mess with the bull, and you get the horns". Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world.

    Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills
    outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.
    "Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
    protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, "growing tired of
    throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop."
    According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
    "They peed on me!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene' and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"
    Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."
    Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the
    ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.
    "That's preposterous,"said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
    What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about
    inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."
    When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist's meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret hand shake," assured the organizer.

[PhillyPhreak54]

So before my mom got sick she bought my sister and a couple of her friends tickets to Jingle Ball 2012 down at the Wells Fargo. My mom obviously cannot make it so me and one of my cousins drew the duty of escorting teenage girls down to this monstrosity.

I don't know any of the acts except three; One Republic, the Gangnam freak and Justin Bieber.

We get there and its 20k screaming teenage chicks. My ears are still ringing from all the screaming, the "ohmygoddd" and "Justinnnnn we love youuuu" bullshtein.

Bionic texted me to ask how Kate Middleton's pregnancy was going (hilarious text) so I filled him in on the nights activities.

My cousin and I ended up at the PJ Whelihans there with the other forlorn fathers and adults drinking the time away. We ended up with a couple MILF phone numbers so the night wasn't all lost. The best prospect was a 33yr old single mom from King of Prussia.

PJ's starts closing and we go back to the seats....right in time for Bieber. I wish there was a decibel level in which I could compare the screams. 747 engine maybe? Thank god he was the last of the night.

The nice things I do for my sister....

[MDS]

if its all just a bunch of teenage girls couldnt you have just drunk the time away?

did you really need to watch them watch beibs or did you really need to get a good look yourself. hes dreamy, aint he.

[hbionic]

  @ 747 engines.

There's nothing like getting a wink from Bieber.

[PhillyPhreak54]

if its all just a bunch of teenage girls couldnt you have just drunk the time away?

did you really need to watch them watch beibs or did you really need to get a good look yourself. hes dreamy, aint he.

That's what we did - went to PJ's and watched the nova-temple game and drank. But they closed up before he came on because he was last act. So we go back to the seats. He had a habit of wiping his armpits with his sweat towel and then immediately wiping his face. Several bras were thrown on stage and there were way too many males there wearing Justin Bieber clothing.