the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[BigEd76]

Wawa is coming to Florida

[PhillyPhreak54]

Wish I could open one here in Houston.

I'd make a goddamn killing

[Munson]

Are TastyKakes going with it? Otherwise, WASTE

[Rome]

I just squirted a little.

[Diomedes]

The Wawa I stop at most mornings to buy my lunch sandwich farging prints money.  The cash registers at that place are going non stop. 

[Rome]

If they have Wawa Chocolate Milk (the real shtein) I might drive over from Daytona once a week just to get it.

If they have stale pretzels with wet melted salt, I'll go thrice!

[SD]

They haven't had the stale pretzels with wet salt in a while (I prefer them too). They switched a few years back to these softer pretzels which were pretty meh. They again switched 2 years ago to a combination pretzel which is a little fuller and harder. They're decent.

[rjs246]

How about you fat fargs stop eating at farging wawa. Fat. fargs.

[Diomedes]

everyone looks fat to a scrawny desk jockey?

[rjs246]

I used to be scrawny. I'm not really anymore. Everyone still looks fat.

[ice grillin you]

there was a trememdous article in philly mag a few months ago about "the cult of wawa"...some of the sales numbers and and influence it holds in the delaware valley is staggering


http://www.phillymag.com/restaurants/articles/it_s_a_wawa_world/page1

[Rome]

Russell has a problem with fat people.  And child molesters but mostly fat child molesters.  I think.

[BigEd76]

and this guy, who amazingly wasn't the pedophile

[Yeti]

How about you fat fargs stop eating at farging wawa. Fat. fargs.

May be the funniest thing I ever read on this board. 

[Eagaholic]

Dude is from Philly. They just dont get it in Cally.

Leonard Young was a red shirt freshman on the Fresno Pacific basketball team but he got kicked off the squad Monday for missing a game. His response? Tear up his apartment before running naked through the streets.

    Leonard Tyrell Young, 21, ran naked through a convenience store parking lot, tried to steal a police car, beat a police officer and police dog and withstood three Taser strikes before finally being subdued, police said.

    He was booked Tuesday into Fresno County Jail on suspicion of carjacking, resisting arrest, vandalism, harming a police dog and being under the influence of a controlled substance, according to jail records.

That is like the superfecta of crimes, is it not? Even if I were sitting around writing a movie script about the most badass way to get arrested, I don't think I would have ever come up with what Young did. Not even Kenny Britt and his speeding and weeding charge can come close. Even the naked Oregon State lineman dropping into a three-point stance against the cops is impressed. I actually think he deserves some credit for his creativity. We recommend you go over to The Fresno Bee to read the entire report — it's well worth your time.

http://www.fresnobee.com/2011/11/08/2607107/fpu-basketball-player-held-in.html