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Seabiscuit36

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October 28, 2011, 08:09:42 AM Last Edit: October 28, 2011, 10:30:42 AM by Seabiscuit36
My wife is a teacher in the county.  We got a call monday night saying a 13 year old girl was walking to school, and had a car of 5 black men approach her and they tried to abduct her.  The description to me was hilarous. 

5 black males, 15-21
All of them wearing Black Puffy Jackets, with Fur on the hoods
All wearing red bandanna's
Driving a Saturn with tinted out windows
At 7:15 am

When I heard the description, I knew immediately the girl was lying.  Came out today that the little racist just didn't want to go to school, and she made it up.  Great parenting. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Sgt PSN

#23791
October 28, 2011, 10:55:17 AM
I wonder if she even realizes that she claimed Silk tried raping her.

Munson

#23792
October 28, 2011, 01:00:57 PM
Let me lick you up and dowwwn, til you say stop


Had my first slowdance with a girl to that song :-D it was last weekend.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

PhillyPhreak54

#23793
October 28, 2011, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 28, 2011, 08:09:42 AM
My wife is a teacher in the county.  We got a call monday night saying a 13 year old girl was walking to school, and had a car of 5 black men approach her and they tried to abduct her.  The description to me was hilarous. 

5 black males, 15-21
All of them wearing Black Puffy Jackets, with Fur on the hoods
All wearing red bandanna's
Driving a Saturn with tinted out windows
At 7:15 am

When I heard the description, I knew immediately the girl was lying.  Came out today that the little racist just didn't want to go to school, and she made it up.  Great parenting.

Jeez...whats going to happen to the little lying racist?

lol at pimpin' a Saturn

phattymatty

#23794
October 28, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
Freak Me is an all time sexy song.

Seabiscuit36

#23795
October 28, 2011, 02:21:33 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 28, 2011, 01:24:28 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 28, 2011, 08:09:42 AM
My wife is a teacher in the county.  We got a call monday night saying a 13 year old girl was walking to school, and had a car of 5 black men approach her and they tried to abduct her.  The description to me was hilarous. 

5 black males, 15-21
All of them wearing Black Puffy Jackets, with Fur on the hoods
All wearing red bandanna's
Driving a Saturn with tinted out windows
At 7:15 am

When I heard the description, I knew immediately the girl was lying.  Came out today that the little racist just didn't want to go to school, and she made it up.  Great parenting.

Jeez...whats going to happen to the little lying racist?

lol at pimpin' a Saturn
No clue yet, we were laughing when we heard the description because its just ignorant and reeks of a kid who didnt want to go to school.  The thought of 5 guys pimping a saturn at 7:15am, wearing the same clothing just bagged me up as this is a small town North East, MD, not exactly gang territory other than the white trash that mobs Wal-Mart
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

BigEd76

#23796
October 28, 2011, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 28, 2011, 08:09:42 AM
5 black males, 15-21
At 7:15 am

When I heard the description, I knew immediately the girl was lying.

yep.  bruthas like to sleep in

Munson

#23797
October 28, 2011, 05:49:31 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on October 28, 2011, 01:59:12 PM
Freak Me is an all time sexy song.

8th grader, at a pool party, dancing with a girl in a bikini to this song.....it was a highlight of my spank bank at the time :deion
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Diomedes

#23798
October 28, 2011, 06:47:31 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 28, 2011, 01:24:28 PMJeez...whats going to happen to the little lying racist?

Dude, she's 13.

How about she's grounded.  Loses her phone for a week.  Has to write an essay about why what she did was wrong.

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD

#23799
October 28, 2011, 07:06:29 PM
Quote from: shorebird on October 28, 2011, 06:57:49 AM
Nice b-day cake from my thursday night pool league.



This guy I work with is named Joe Melvin and he's a huge Eagles fan. I passed this pic around the office and now his new nick name is the Melvinator. Congrats.

shorebird

#23800
October 28, 2011, 11:02:36 PM
Ha! I've been naming my FFL teams that for years, and the name gravitated over to me. It's so corny that most people find it funny. Occasionally, before a pool game, I'll say to my opponent in my best Arnold voice, "prepare to be Melvinated!". Most people grin at me like I have a big booger hanging out of my nose but no one wants to say anything to embarass me.

General_Failure

#23801
October 28, 2011, 11:06:11 PM
I don't think there is anything that could embarrass you, if you go around saying that to people.

The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

#23802
October 29, 2011, 01:10:34 AM
oh sweet jesus shore is on fire right now

from the 20 year old picture of a fugly looking cake to 1950s knicknames to playing pool at the lodge with the other korean war vets...my god. i love this man.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

shorebird

#23803
October 29, 2011, 07:22:00 AM
Moose Lodge, no vets. The VFW doesn't have a pool league. The pic was one day old. Terminator came out in '84'. But...your posting at ten after one in the morning, so I understand, been there and done that.

MDS

#23804
October 29, 2011, 02:01:11 PM
ty detmer just emailed me his teams stats

he coaches a small catholic school in austin.

what.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
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