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phillymic2000

#23760
October 25, 2011, 04:24:34 PM

ice grillin you

#23761
October 25, 2011, 04:25:09 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 25, 2011, 04:04:39 PM
Shady Brook has pumpkin ice cream.  Never tried it though

dairy queen has a pumpkin mcflurry or whatever their ice cream mixer things are called but its awful
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

PhillyPhreak54

#23762
October 25, 2011, 05:57:02 PM
Quote from: SD on October 25, 2011, 01:18:52 PM
So I gimped my hurt ass to Chick Fil A (insert Chick Fil A sucks comment here to get it out of the way) to get some food so I could take my pain killers. I get home (it takes me a while to get out of my car) and there's a squirrel on top of my house barking at me. I open my car door and it moves to the side of the car I'm getting out of and keeps barking at me. I've never heard a squirrel bark before but it's quite disturbing. I finally get out of my car and go to the side of my house where the door to get into my place is and there's the squirrel right over top of me barking away. The farging thing followed me. Not really sure what to make of it. Saturday as I was driving my daughter to Shady Brook I saw a squirrel get run over, then last night I had a dream about that squirrel. Is this all a sign?

Bark back at him and see what he does.

Yeti

#23763
October 25, 2011, 07:04:51 PM
Quote from: SD on October 25, 2011, 01:18:52 PM
So I gimped my hurt ass to Chick Fil A (insert Chick Fil A sucks comment here to get it out of the way) to get some food so I could take my pain killers. I get home (it takes me a while to get out of my car) and there's a squirrel on top of my house barking at me. I open my car door and it moves to the side of the car I'm getting out of and keeps barking at me. I've never heard a squirrel bark before but it's quite disturbing. I finally get out of my car and go to the side of my house where the door to get into my place is and there's the squirrel right over top of me barking away. The farging thing followed me. Not really sure what to make of it. Saturday as I was driving my daughter to Shady Brook I saw a squirrel get run over, then last night I had a dream about that squirrel. Is this all a sign?


Shoot it in the head.  The only squirrels that bark are Zombie squirrels.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Diomedes

#23764
October 25, 2011, 07:09:38 PM
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

MDS

#23765
October 25, 2011, 08:11:38 PM
lohan posed for playboy

airbrush city
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

methdeez

#23766
October 26, 2011, 12:03:48 AM
Quote from: MDS on October 25, 2011, 08:11:38 PM
lohan posed for playboy

airbrush city
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/01/lindsay-is-getting-naked-again/
pics of the last time she was naked.

MDS

#23767
October 26, 2011, 12:05:59 AM
that was 10 coke binges ago my brother
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Rome

#23768
October 26, 2011, 07:31:30 AM
No thank you.

paco

#23769
October 26, 2011, 08:00:09 AM
Its going to take a ton of airbrushing....



....and some fake teeth


I'm not from Philly but some say I'm blunt.

Diomedes

#23770
October 26, 2011, 07:51:52 PM
My Mom, who works for a non-profit, has to submit a Letterman-esque Top Ten entitled:

"Top Ten Reasons to Volunteer"


A little help here please, Jokers.


here are the nominations so far, all from her kids:

Nothing makes you feel better than all the other poor bastiches quite like helping them.

Your PO told you it would look good to the judge at your upcoming violation hearing.

The other option is to stay home with the kids.

If you don't, then how could you possibly hold your head high if you ever need to eat at a soup kitchen?

Red Cross can't find you to beg/guilt trip you for blood when you're not home.

You're old, single, and Internet dating hasn't worked out.

Your doctoral thesis,  On Non-Profit Institutional Dysfunction and Inefficiencies, needs some anecdotes.

It's a great way to see how the other half lives, why you lock your doors in their neighborhood.

It'll look good to the judge when you're indicted for fraud.

You can pretend the other volunteers are your friends.

You love doing dishes.

Everyone will know you're not a conservative.

It'll be karmic offset for that 1984 murder.

The judge is going to make you go anyway.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

hbionic

#23771
October 26, 2011, 08:12:22 PM
"Because you couldn't come up with an excuse to get out of volunteering"

"Chicks dig the Volunteer"

"Volunteering is what Jesus would actually do"

"You might see a guy with an eye-patch"

"1 out of 10 non-volunteers die a slow, painful, itchy death from venereal disease. Don't be that 1"

"Volunteering has been clinically proven to reduce douchieness by up to 10%, depending on how bad you have it"

"Because otherwise, it'd be called a job"

"Once you Volunteer, you never forget how to spell it"
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Diomedes

#23772
October 26, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
much obliged
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Sgt PSN

#23773
October 26, 2011, 08:54:36 PM Last Edit: October 26, 2011, 08:56:08 PM by Sgt PSN
These are pretty good

Quote from: Diomedes on October 26, 2011, 07:51:52 PM

Your PO told you it would look good to the judge at your upcoming violation hearing.

The other option is to stay home with the kids.

You're old, single, and Internet dating hasn't worked out.

Your doctoral thesis,  On Non-Profit Institutional Dysfunction and Inefficiencies, needs some anecdotes.

It's a great way to see how the other half lives, why you lock your doors in their neighborhood.


And so is this one....

Quote from: hbionic on October 26, 2011, 08:12:22 PM
"You might see a guy with an eye-patch"

Off the top of my head, maybe go with...

It's better than mowing the lawn.

It's your best chance to meet Lindsay Lohan.

Gets you out of Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws.

Because the food is better than your wife's cooking.   

Sgt PSN

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October 26, 2011, 11:00:21 PM Last Edit: October 26, 2011, 11:03:21 PM by Sgt PSN
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