the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

shorebird · June 17, 2011, 12:23:01 PM

Quote from: Tomahawk on June 16, 2011, 11:53:01 AM
I found a twenty dollar bill next to the revolving doors at work so I turned it in to the lost and found at the security office. I think I just made karma my bitch

I was trimming some bushes by a bank drivethru window and found a 10 spot. Gave it to the girl at the window. Probably went to the soda fund.
I guess I have half hawks karma.

General_Failure · June 17, 2011, 06:11:56 PM

Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces.

PhillyGirl · June 17, 2011, 07:21:13 PM

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20110617_Taiwan_video_disses_Philly.html?viewAll=y

Rome · June 17, 2011, 08:57:43 PM

The gooks are right. Philly is a farging disgrace. Stop electing thieving Democrats and start electing smart bidnessmens to run shtein.

MMH · June 18, 2011, 03:17:32 PM

Who the farg talks trash playing Scrabble?

SD · June 18, 2011, 09:54:03 PM

I love my degenerate neighbors and their low alcohol tolerance. 7 people in the middle of the street fighting (2 women) a bunch of neighbors watching and nobody even bothered to call the Cops. The good news for all of us is that they all got in their cars and drove off.

shorebird · June 19, 2011, 08:03:57 AM

Quote from: SD on June 18, 2011, 09:54:03 PM
I love my degenerate neighbors and their low alcohol tolerance. 7 people in the middle of the street fighting (2 women) a bunch of neighbors watching and nobody even bothered to call the Cops. The good news for all of us is that they all got in their cars and drove off.

Drove off drunk?? Nice. I guess the only good thing is that if they drove off then they don't live too awful close to you.

SD · June 19, 2011, 09:14:32 AM

Unfortunately for humanity I see one of the SUV's that drove off last night parked in front of the same fire hydrant the morons were fighting at when I posted that.

Tomahawk · June 20, 2011, 10:54:14 AM

Tip O' The Day:

If you're going to take a country cruise in a car that gets ~10 mpg, take either your phone or extra gas

DH · June 20, 2011, 11:52:53 AM

Next time the car is parked in front of the hydrant, call the cops - they'll tow the car and who knows, maybe the owner doesnt have the scratch to claim it.

Or, you could go outside witha Louisville Slugger next time they're out there and practice your swing a bit. I'm here to help.

Sgt PSN · June 20, 2011, 03:12:46 PM

Just got my first "I hate you" from my teenage daughter. She's been here 5 days and has had her face buried in her phone the entire time...talking, texting and facebooking. So I took it from her this morning because she was using it at the table during breakfast. She gets to have it while I'm at work but other than that it'll be in my pocket. Not a happy camper. Oh well.

rjs246 · June 20, 2011, 04:02:51 PM

Good for you. F that shtein.

PhillyGirl · June 20, 2011, 04:04:00 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on June 20, 2011, 04:02:51 PM
Good for you. F that shtein.

Agreed.

Sgt PSN · June 20, 2011, 04:16:46 PM

Yeah, she'll live. When I'm not at work I plan on keeping them busy enough that she won't have time to be on the phone that much anyway. Besides, she gets to have it while I'm at work so she can text her ass off all day so she'll be fine. Teenagers suck.

And on that note, Idaho apparently lets kids get their learners permit at 14.5 and license at 15 which means she can take drivers ed in the fall semester and could have her license in March. FML.

Zanshin · June 20, 2011, 04:42:41 PM

No shtein. Wow, I wouldn't be on board for a full license at 15. WTF?