the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[ice grillin you]

That's the spirit, golfer.

lol

[rjs246]

lets have a corona together.

We're all one big happy family around here.

[Tomahawk]

I found a twenty dollar bill next to the revolving doors at work so I turned it in to the lost and found at the security office. I think I just made karma my bitch

[reese125]

 "Yeah, hi....did you happen to find my $20 bill on the ground?" Haha.

Whoever you gave it to just got themselves a free carton of Newports.

[ice grillin you]

he did it for himself jerk off not so the person could get their money back

karma motherfarger....look it up

[reese125]

Thank you for explaining that to me. I was so lost.

[Tomahawk]

I can give you a money back guarantee the security office personnel did not pocket the cash. I fully expect a phone call in a week saying, "nobody claimed this, please come get it". You see, the good thing about being MA is we're trustworthy; unlike you coast dwellers

[Dillen]

Awhile back at the gym when I was packing up and leaving, I (dumbass-edly) left my wallet on the bench and walked out. Some kid picked it up and ran to me outside to give it back. I gave him a 20 because he wasn't a dirtbag and I wouldn't have had any the stuff in there otherwise. Riveting story, I know.

[Rome]

So you're saying some kid blew you in the gym locker room and you slipped him a 20 for his troubles?

Nice.

[SD]

I found a twenty dollar bill next to the revolving doors at work so I turned it in to the lost and found at the security office. I think I just made karma my bitch

Not a week goes by at work where they don't send out a mass email about someone losing a sum of money. Serious inquiries only.

[phattymatty]

i left my iphone on a table at a random bar in chicago last week and long story short i got it back. there are still good people. i'm a horrrible person is most ways but if i found someone's phone i'd try to find the owner too.

[MDS]

i want to give you an STD

[SD]

i left my iphone on a table at a random bar in chicago last week and long story short i got it back. there are still good people. i'm a horrrible person is most ways but if i found someone's phone i'd try to find the owner too.

Diehard got me tickets to this past Army/Navy game...to make a long story short I had to rush down to the Linc to make it by kick off. I couldn't find my phone but figured I left it at home or in my car. Went to a local bar after the game to watch the rest of the Flyers game and decided to use my room mates cell phone to see if someone had found it. Some bitch answers and tells me her boyfriend found my phone and that if I wanted it back I had to give her $60. I agree and tell the stupid bitch where to meet me. We go back and forth and she yells at me and tells me to farg off and that I'm not getting my phone. I tell her to farg off and that I'm going to hunt her and her boyfriend down and kill them (I was drunk so the testosterone was flowing). The boyfriend gets on the phone and starts calling me sir and asking me to calm down. I let him know I just want my phone back and I'll give him his money. Stupid bitch gets back on the phone and tells me they'll meet me on the BLVD and that they're rolling 10 deep in case I try anything. The kicker is before that she tells me they have to take the bus because neither of them drive. I pull up with my room mate and the guy is scared shteinless while his girl is hopping around like an ignorant bitch. He hands me my phone and I walk off. The End.

[hbionic]

i left my iphone on a table at a random bar in chicago last week and long story short i got it back. there are still good people. i'm a horrrible person is most ways but if i found someone's phone i'd try to find the owner too.

Diehard got me tickets to this past Army/Navy game...to make a long story short I had to rush down to the Linc to make it by kick off. I couldn't find my phone but figured I left it at home or in my car. Went to a local bar after the game to watch the rest of the Flyers game and decided to use my room mates cell phone to see if someone had found it. Some bitch answers and tells me her boyfriend found my phone and that if I wanted it back I had to give her $60. I agree and tell the stupid bitch where to meet me. We go back and forth and she yells at me and tells me to farg off and that I'm not getting my phone. I tell her to farg off and that I'm going to hunt her and her boyfriend down and kill them (I was drunk so the testosterone was flowing). The boyfriend gets on the phone and starts calling me sir and asking me to calm down. I let him know I just want my phone back and I'll give him his money. Stupid bitch gets back on the phone and tells me they'll meet me on the BLVD and that they're rolling 10 deep in case I try anything. The kicker is before that she tells me they have to take the bus because neither of them drive. I pull up with my room mate and the guy is scared shteinless while his girl is hopping around like an ignorant bitch. He hands me my phone and I walk off. The End.

We need you to youtube it next time.

[General_Failure]

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/17/science/17memory.html?_r=3

Scientists have designed a brain implant that restored lost memory function and strengthened recall of new information in laboratory rats — a crucial first step in the development of so-called neuroprosthetic devices to repair deficits from dementia, stroke and other brain injuries in humans.