the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Beermonkey]

did she take your money

All $150/week I used to earn bartending & my thumb smelled too.

[MDS]

You all should die. It's not fair to society that you get to live.

[mussa]

thats funny, Hitler felt the same way about your grandparents...

[Geowhizzer]

Chuggie, get off of Sassy's computer. And it's ¿Que?

Actually it's ¿Qué? .  Don't forget the accent mark. 

[mussa]

Apparently there are 3 strange objects floating around the space ship atlantis, the media is playing it out to be aliens. Its all over FOX and CNN. 

[Sgt PSN]

Git yo tinfoil hatz ready!

[MDS]

PALMETTO, Florida (AP) -- Mark Giorgio figured a 50-foot plunge was worth $20. Giorgio, 47, was counting his money and walking across the U.S. 41 bridge over the Manatee River Monday when a $20 bill blew out of his hand and flew over the rail.

He followed. And plummeted 50 feet into the river. Then he swam about 100 yards to fish the bill from the water.

"I got my money back, hell yeah," Giorgio told the Sarasota Herald-Tribune. "Twenty bucks is a lot of money when you're broke."

He was fished from the water by a passing Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officer.

Giorgio, who said he was already suffering from a broken collarbone, refused treatment for cuts and scrapes he suffered in the fall.

Geowhizzer?

[Geowhizzer]

Heck, I'd jump in for $5. 

[ice grillin you]

this is dope....and potentially very dangerous

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14924690/

[General_Failure]

Stoners would be dancing in the streets right now, but they're too busy playing Donkey Konga.

[MDS]

As long as I still can get a crispy chicken sammich, some fries and a coke for under $6, i couldnt care less.

[Feva]

[Geowhizzer]

Feva, that's just wrong.

[Diomedes]

Just a quick update for my fans:  is a brazillion times better without sigs or avatars.  I recommend it highly.

[MDS]

So today was MDS' day in court for his underage drinking citation. Despite being 100% innocent (honestly, I am), I pleaded no contest. Why? Everyone advised me to do so, considering that the farging pig cop didn't bother writing down my 0.1 breathalizer test results (basically the only proof I had, aside from my word--which means nothing) and it would end up being my word against the cops. Considering the Philadelphia judicial system is among the worst in the country, my chances of being ruled not guilty basically rested on 2 things: #1, the cop not showing up and #2, the cop admitting she was wrong. The second one would never happen, and I can't bank on the first. So now I'm stuck by a $144 fine and doing 24 hours of community service (also had to go to some class about proper behavior, which I did right after the hearing).

The entire system is bullshtein. Yes, 98% of the kids who come in there accused of underage drinkng really did do it. I was in that small perecentage. However, my guilt is immediatly assumed. The judge assumed I did it even when all I said was my name and no contest. It pisses me off that this is why our court system is run, and I know it only gets worse and more full of crap the higher up the charge goes. But, this is what I had to do. In the end, this entire thing will get expunged from my record and it'll be as if it never happened. I did refuse to take their community service program (in which I would wear a farging orange vest and clean up a police station like I'm so kind of low life criminal), and instead will go through Temple and possibly help out at the hospital or something worthwhile and remotley redeaming.