the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

Shut up, bitchface.

[mussa]

how and the hell do you get underage drinking in the city of philadelphia? i walked around that city brown bagging it, drinking in dorms, drinking practically everywhere in the city when i was in college and never got busted once. 

[MDS]

There was a room full of us who get citations from the same set of undercover cops at the same Phils game. It was ridiculous. People are out there dieing and getting shot and smokin dope and shootin up, and the city is wasting manpower and a bunch of college kids having some beer before a baseball game.

[mussa]

you know you put it in a cup when you tailgate right?

btw, thats pretty zesty

[Wingspan]

how and the hell do you get underage drinking in the city of philadelphia? i walked around that city brown bagging it, drinking in dorms, drinking practically everywhere in the city when i was in college and never got busted once. 

thats what i was thinking. from the time i was 19 through 21 i think i was drunk in the city. hell, i never even had a fake ID and i was buying beer on a semi weekly basis.

i barely bothered to brown bag it either.

they really don't teach much at temple huh?

[PhillyandBCEagles]

I got locked up for public intoxication and disorderly behavior (public urination) in Lower Merion Township a few weeks ago, I pled not guilty even though I was caught red dicked basically because I want to try and get some lenience from the court.  If I pled guilty I'd have to pay about $750 which I can't afford, so I'm going to try to get the fine reduced or replaced by community service or something.  Since I have no previous criminal background and was cooperative with the cop, I'm cautiously optimistic.

[Diomedes]

I got a ticket for pissing between subway cars once.  Actual ticket was for "riding between cars," pinched me for $40 or something like that, and was worth every penny.  When he was filling out the ticket, the cop wanted to know who I worked for.  "What does that have to do with anything," I protested.  He wrote down "unemployed."

I plan to send the ticket to the Smithsonian when I die.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Well I am back, not that anybody really cares, but...

I basically just had two of the worst weeks of my life, it was by far the gheyest thing that I have done since being in the Army.  I am so glad I got to miss all kinds of football for it.  I was congratulated today when I got back to my unit by being told that I am getting transferred to another unit on Ft. Hood. 

On a positive note I got my PRK surgery scheduled and it is free courtesy of Uncle Sam and I get to take vicodin for a week.

[Phanatic]

The Legal system is all about making money and not really about anything else anymore. They didn't really care about underage drinking. Just saw a way to make money for the city. At least as far as small crimes are concerned. Wonder how much money a city like Philadelphia makes in a year on fines and tickets.

[mussa]

Well I am back, not that anybody really cares, but...

I basically just had two of the worst weeks of my life, it was by far the gheyest thing that I have done since being in the Army.  I am so glad I got to miss all kinds of football for it.  I was congratulated today when I got back to my unit by being told that I am getting transferred to another unit on Ft. Hood. 

On a positive note I got my PRK surgery scheduled and it is free courtesy of Uncle Sam and I get to take vicodin for a week.

Where were you? PRK surgery?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

On a positive note I got my PRK surgery scheduled and it is free courtesy of Uncle Sam and I get to take vicodin for a week.

PRK versus LASIK

Because PRK does not involve a permanent flap in the deeper corneal layers (the LASIK procedure involves a mechanical microkeratome using a metal blade or a femtosecond laser microkeratome to create a 'flap' out of the outer cornea), the cornea's structural integrity is less altered by PRK, but PRK can be more painful and visual recovery is slower. The use of the anti-metabolite mitomycin can minimize the risk of post-operative haze in persons requiring larger PRK corrections.

The LASIK process will cover the laser treated area with a flap of tissue from 100 to 180 microns thick. This flap can mute the nuances of the laser ablation, whereas PRK allows the laser ablation at the outer surface of the cornea.

Interesting.  I've been enjoying my LASIK-corrected eyes for a year and half now. 

[Drunkmasterflex]

Well I am back, not that anybody really cares, but...

I basically just had two of the worst weeks of my life, it was by far the gheyest thing that I have done since being in the Army.  I am so glad I got to miss all kinds of football for it.  I was congratulated today when I got back to my unit by being told that I am getting transferred to another unit on Ft. Hood. 

On a positive note I got my PRK surgery scheduled and it is free courtesy of Uncle Sam and I get to take vicodin for a week.

Where were you? PRK surgery?

I was at the Warrior Leader Course (NCO Academy), no football and waking up at 3 am everday for 15 days, not too bad considering it used to be 30.  The only problem is that you get stuck with a bunch of douchebags that are from a non-combat MOS.  PRK is to correct my vision, in the Army if you choose Lasik over PRK you are excluded from ever being a pilot or being in SF, though I am not sure that I will ever do either, I don't like to limit my options.

[Dillen]

I have two dogs. One of them is 12 years old and is a mix of a black lab, dalmation and australian shephard. The other is a 5 year old yellow lab. The 12 year old is probably going to have to be put down within 2 weeks. About 2 and a half years ago he had been taken to the vet to see what was wrong because he was limping. The vet said he tore his ACL and that type of surgery on old dogs wasn't recommended, and it would eventually heal but never be completely the same. His knee swelled up like a balloon. He has/had cancer even since he was limping. The first vets are farging retards, he goes to a new vet now. The new vets said we could have had the tumor removed 2 and a half years ago but they diagnosed it wrong, and surgery isnt an option anymore because it's spread into his bone which would mean his leg would need to be amputated and go through chemo, all that shtein when he's 100-something in dog years. Funny enough, after all that happened about 2 months ago, I ended up hearing a whole bunch of stories. One of my friend's dog couldnt get up and walk anymore and they took him to that vet. The vets said they should put him down right on the spot. Obviously he didnt want to put the dog down, so he went to get a second opinion. The dog had arthritis for awhile and was never treated. They got him some medication and he ended up living 2 years after.

That story is longer than my random musing. I was on the couch and the 5 year old dog was next to me. It's a small couch, only should fit two people. The old dog tries climbing up and the younger one literally put his paws on the other ones shoulder and pushed him off the couch. It was funny as hell.

[NGM]

I got caught pissing outside of a bar and got a disorderly as well.  My brother (drunkmaster) should have gotten is PRK surgery then since he was supposed to be running lookout. 

Cost me just under 400$ bills.

[Drunkmasterflex]

They were in an undercover car you son of a beotch.  Plus I don't want to hear about getting one little fine I have a much worse track record.