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MDS

#19230
July 30, 2010, 02:46:24 PM
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

#19231
July 30, 2010, 06:09:38 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on July 30, 2010, 10:24:07 AM
i took a girl to this korean restaurant that a friend of mine owns in DC...we were already drunk and I forgot she was jewish so i ordered this spicy pork johnson which is my favorite....she ate some thinking it was beef...then when i told her it was pork she threw it at my face. it was pretty awesome.

And then what?

She sat there steaming? Got up and ran away? You dragged her back to the house for some medieval sex?

rjs246

#19232
July 30, 2010, 06:33:57 PM
How on earth do you think this story ends? Jesus.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#19233
July 30, 2010, 06:51:03 PM
I am drunk I have not read the apst wto pagets

guck you
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

mussa

#19234
July 30, 2010, 06:52:05 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on July 30, 2010, 10:24:07 AM
i took a girl to this korean restaurant that a friend of mine owns in DC...we were already drunk and I forgot she was jewish so i ordered this spicy pork johnson which is my favorite....she ate some thinking it was beef...then when i told her it was pork she threw it at my face. it was pretty awesome.

pics?
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Diomedes

#19235
July 30, 2010, 06:53:38 PM
shtein eat farg you
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

SD

#19236
July 30, 2010, 07:08:20 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 30, 2010, 06:51:03 PM
I am drunk I have not read the apst wto pagets

guck you

munron?

Yeti

#19237
July 30, 2010, 07:08:51 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on July 30, 2010, 06:51:03 PM
I am drunk I have not read the apst wto pagets

guck you

:-D I've been looking for a good new sig........ha ha found it.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Diomedes

#19238
July 30, 2010, 07:10:40 PM
happy to ablige
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Diomedes

#19239
July 30, 2010, 07:10:55 PM
oblige

happy to oblige
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyGirl

#19240
July 30, 2010, 09:17:13 PM
omg I'm pretty much dying laughing at Dio right now all over this board.   :-D

This might be a classic in the 10 years of being on here.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Diomedes

#19241
July 30, 2010, 09:20:38 PM
I'll tell you what

bob seger kicked a lot of ass when he was young
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

General_Failure

#19242
July 30, 2010, 09:50:07 PM
This is why they tell you not to drink with your meds.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyGirl

#19243
July 30, 2010, 10:53:42 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

SD

#19244
July 31, 2010, 11:22:52 AM
Anyone do Irish weekend in Wildwood? I went last year (when I was on my board hiatus) and it was a blast. It's a million times better than the St. Patty's day nonsense. It's mostly late 20 early 30's crowd and you're aloud to drink everywhere. Great way to end the summer. Just booked my room.
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