the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

Thanks for sharing.

[shorebird]

Your welcome. It helped.

[rjs246]

I harfed my farging brains out last night. Jack Daniels is delicious.

[Tomahawk]

Couple accuse United Airlines of overserving husband, causing him to beat wife
Conflicting laws complicate case, legal experts say

By Julie Johnsson | Tribune reporter
    December 17, 2008

This is no bar bet, it's a lawsuit. Can you get drunk on a flight, then sue the airline for giving you the booze?

A husband and wife are suing United Airlines for "negligently" overserving alcohol during a flight from Osaka, Japan, to San Francisco, saying the carrier's drinks fueled the domestic violence involving the two shortly after their plane landed.

Fortified with Burgundy wine allegedly supplied at 20-minute intervals by United crew members during the December 2006 trip, Yoichi Shimamoto became so inebriated "that he could not manage himself," according to a lawsuit filed Dec. 5 in U.S. District Court in Tampa.

Shimamoto was arrested, accused of disorderly conduct and battery after he struck his wife, Ayisha, six times, injuring her face and upper lip as they were heading through U.S. Customs in San Francisco, the complaint said

Why the farg are people trying to ruin flying for me? Next time I fly, I'm going to get hammered (if I still can), then when I get off the plane I'm going to beat every japanese man I see. Sorry Satoshi.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I harfed my farging brains out last night. Jack Daniels is delicious.

As tasty on the way out as on the way in?

[Seabiscuit36]

Im waiting for the Sears repair guy, fargers gave me a 8-5 window.  I could be out shooting geese and getting drunk, but no im at home wating for this farghead to show up at some point

[Tomahawk]

Dig out your old Nintendo and play some Duck Hunt

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Im waiting for the Sears repair guy, fargers gave me a 8-5 window.  I could be out shooting geese and getting drunk, but no im at home wating for this farghead to show up at some point

No matter how big the window is, my experience is that the fargers show up after it at least 80% of the time.

[Wingspan]

Im waiting for the Sears repair guy, fargers gave me a 8-5 window.  I could be out shooting geese and getting drunk, but no im at home wating for this farghead to show up at some point

No matter how big the window is, my experience is that the fargers show up after it at least 80% of the time.

Either that or they show up 45 minutes early, knock on the door...and then run.

[Seabiscuit36]

Im waiting for the Sears repair guy, fargers gave me a 8-5 window.  I could be out shooting geese and getting drunk, but no im at home wating for this farghead to show up at some point

No matter how big the window is, my experience is that the fargers show up after it at least 80% of the time.

lol, should be here in 10 minutes

[rjs246]

An obesity tax. I farging love it.

[mussa]

Why not tax internet downloads too while we're at it!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/dec/17/ipod-usa

[phattymatty]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

It was buzzing with news of an attack against the Epilepsy Foundation's Web site. hungry hungry hippos had flooded the site's forums with flashing images and links to animated color fields, leading at least one photosensitive user to claim that she had a seizure.

[General_Failure]

Tumor in Colorado newborn's brain contained foot

[rjs246]

And intestines. Awesome.