Drunk Stories

stalker · March 21, 2006, 03:57:55 PM

It's whatever you want it to be. If you make 1 part equal to 1 ounce than 2 parts are equal to 2 ounces.

Let x = 1 quart

Then 1x = 1 quart
2x= 1/2 gallon
4x= 1 gallon

hbionic · March 21, 2006, 04:30:22 PM

That was my assumption...but just wanted to make sure. I hear it so much that sometimes when you put too much of something...it fargs the drink up.

Werd.

MDS · March 21, 2006, 04:41:21 PM

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on March 20, 2006, 12:43:28 AM
That day was great!

I was so piss drunk that I didn't even realize ND Kalu had 4 sacks. I remember turning to you guys and saying "ND Kalu had 4 sacks? I don't remember one!"

I was at that game, and didn't remember that either 'till they announced it at the end. I think I was 14 or 15.

ice grillin you · March 21, 2006, 05:07:36 PM

el nino is a bangin ass margarita at chilis

mussa · March 21, 2006, 11:43:04 PM

IGY drinks margarita's. IGY's a girlie drink drunk!

Don Ho · March 22, 2006, 02:50:17 AM

Quote from: Tomahawk on March 21, 2006, 01:22:23 AM

2 Parts Captain Morgan Private Stock (Captain Morgan is an acceptable substitute, especially if the Private Stock is too sweet for you)
1 Part Malibu (or Parrot Bay)
1 Part Bacardi Limon
1 Part Midori (Watermelon Schnapps is NOT an acceptable substitute)

Top it off with orange juice (or pineapple juice if you're feeling tropical), shake well, disregard the putrid color, and enjoy.

IGY,

Do you think they sing the Captain Morgan song while making this drink?

Drunkmasterflex · March 26, 2006, 11:21:56 AM

So lastnight was my 26th birthday it started out very zesty, the only thing that made me happy was that Texas lost. I went and got some beers and met up with a few buddies. We went out shot some pool than decided to go to a club. We got there and I decided to pull some money out I found that half of my sign on bonus had been deposited into my account so things really started looking up. I proceeded to get trashed, met a smokin hot 30 year old Honduran chick. We went to a cheap hotel room and had sex all night it was awesome. I felt like I was in Spanish porno. Since I've been in Basic Training and AIT for the last five months it was the first time I got laid in a while. Feeling pretty good about life right now.

MDS · March 26, 2006, 11:27:23 AM

I wasn't drunk and it's not really funny, but I'm not sure where else to put this:

Last night I was at Temple Star China Food, and outside of it was this crackhead (maybe stillupfront) with an orange jumpsuit with all this weird crap written all over it. He asks me if I've got any money, I tell him that I'll see what kind of change I get. So I go in and order my meal, it's $2.75 (what do you expect on Broad and Diamond at a place that probably violates about 50 different health codes?). I then walk outside, the guy has this big smile on his face like he's gonna get a few dollars to go to his crack money (though he claimed it was bus fare). Despite having plenty of money in my wallet, I give him the quarter I got and thats it. The look on his face was priceless.

Drunkmasterflex · March 26, 2006, 11:44:22 AM

During college I went back to a buddy mine's place who owned a house on campus. I was completely trashed and I walk in his house and another one of our buddies passed out drunk so they handcuffed him to a radiator and pulled his pants down and stuck a condom in his ass. They also put lipstick and crap all over his face I could not stop laughing for like two days straight.

Another time at the same house I come back from my girls place after a drunkin late night creep and find my friend (the owner of the house) passed out in his underwear with the oven on and the stove top as well with water boiling over everywhere. That was fargin hilarious.

NGM · March 26, 2006, 11:53:24 AM

Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on March 26, 2006, 11:21:56 AM
So lastnight was my 26th birthday it started out very zesty, the only thing that made me happy was that Texas lost. I went and got some beers and met up with a few buddies. We went out shot some pool than decided to go to a club. We got there and I decided to pull some money out I found that half of my sign on bonus had been deposited into my account so things really started looking up. I proceeded to get trashed, met a smokin hot 30 year old Honduran chick. We went to a cheap hotel room and had sex all night it was awesome. I felt like I was in Spanish porno. Since I've been in Basic Training and AIT for the last five months it was the first time I got laid in a while. Feeling pretty good about life right now.

You know you could've called me and told me that story bro.

Drunkmasterflex · March 26, 2006, 11:55:44 AM

Quote from: NGM on March 26, 2006, 11:53:24 AM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on March 26, 2006, 11:21:56 AM
So lastnight was my 26th birthday it started out very zesty, the only thing that made me happy was that Texas lost. I went and got some beers and met up with a few buddies. We went out shot some pool than decided to go to a club. We got there and I decided to pull some money out I found that half of my sign on bonus had been deposited into my account so things really started looking up. I proceeded to get trashed, met a smokin hot 30 year old Honduran chick. We went to a cheap hotel room and had sex all night it was awesome. I felt like I was in Spanish porno. Since I've been in Basic Training and AIT for the last five months it was the first time I got laid in a while. Feeling pretty good about life right now.

You know you could've called me and told me that story bro.

Don't worry I will.

mussa · March 26, 2006, 01:28:23 PM

way to get all that built up energy out DMF.

LBIggle · March 26, 2006, 07:23:10 PM

i tryed to fistfight myself once.. that was cool.

PhillyPhreak54 · March 26, 2006, 08:31:24 PM

DMF,

Are you in Ft. Hood?

rjs246 · March 26, 2006, 08:38:20 PM

Right after my graduation from PSU the ladyfriend and a bunch of my highschool buddies graduated from their school and I went down for the weekend to celebrate. My buddy's frat had a huge pork roast and at the end of the day there were about 30 pounds of leftover meat, most of which was whole pork butts. After drinking all day and bar hopping all night a bunch of us got back to his frat house and started eating the leftover pork.

As we were eating we were also taking turns punching and headbutting each other. Obviously. Finally we realized that we could combine the two activities into a delicious new form of fighting. So we dug the fingers on each hand into a pork butt and used the butts as boxing gloves. Bam! Pork Boxing was born. We beat the hell out of each other for a couple of hours before we were ready to pass out. I had only packed one pair of pants so I had to meet up with the ladyfriend's family and sit through graduation with them while REAKING of roasted pork.