Eagles Tender Four

[dis12]

If Josh farging Parry can beat how Richie Reno Mahe can beat out Bruce Perry.

English, motherfarger, do you speak it?

..."and you will know that my name is Andy Reid/Joe Banner when I lay my cheap-arse offer upon you" 

[SunMo]

I only speak what.

actually, 'what' was the country.

[rjs246]

Yes, but in What, they speak what. Try to keep up.

[SunMo]

no, it What they speak Whatease

you really are a fargin dummy

[Feva]

no, it What they speak Whatease

you really are a fargin dummy

But does he look like a bitch?

[SunMo]

what?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Reno Mahe got a tender offer.  Haha.

[MURP]

ill just repost my thoughts from the punt returner thread

"I can easily see Mahe being on the team next year (not that i want to). From Reids perspective he can return punts, can catch the ball out of the backfield, knows the offense in and out (especially interesting quote from Moats about Mahe knowing everything) and is a good character guy.  It's hard to find much more in a 4th string RB."

[rjs246]

If he could add "a modicum of talent" to that list he'd be the bestest 4th striger evar!

[Wingspan]

has anyone looked into the possibility that the eagles just sprinkled some seasoned salt on these four and hit them with a meat mallet?

[Feva]

what?

BOOM!

[Susquehanna Birder]

ill just repost my thoughts from the punt returner thread

"I can easily see Mahe being on the team next year (not that i want to). From Reids perspective he can return punts, can catch the ball out of the backfield, knows the offense in and out (especially interesting quote from Moats about Mahe knowing everything) and is a good character guy.  It's hard to find much more in a 4th string RB."

Good point. He's not a home run threat, but at least he's not a walking heart attack, either.

Getting a tender doesn't mean much, actually, other than the Eagles get to make a matching offer should he get one out in the rest of the NFL. Plus if another team grabs him, the Eagles get a draft pick out of it.

I'm also thinking that this could be a bit of a smokescreen, too. The Eagles have been said to be interested in a number of FA and college RBs. This wouldn't be the first time they did something to throw other NFL teams off the scent.

[General_Failure]

for real, i had front row seats 2 years ago right behind the eagles bench at fedex and the dude has some serious twitching problems, definitely looked like a psycho that would go out and kill animals with his hands for the fun of it

Mussa?

[mussa]

i was in the european league that year. 

i hope we get randel el.  or draft a fargin speeder and sign him cheap. 

[RezRob]

I heard Jason Short shows up on gameday in icecream truck covered in human skulls.