Company Man

Tomahawk · February 27, 2006, 07:17:00 PM

The company I work for kicks ass! My home computer used to suck ass as it only had like sixty-four (64) meg of ram (a buddy put it together for me for only like fifty bucks). Anyway, they gave me a Dell with a gig of memory and a kick ass video card (nvidia quadro).

Internet porn isn't going to know what hit it.

Father Demon · February 27, 2006, 07:17:45 PM

Quote from: Tomahawk on February 27, 2006, 07:17:00 PM
The company I work for kicks ass! My home computer used to suck ass as it only had like sixty-four (64) meg of ram (a buddy put it together for me for only like fifty bucks). Anyway, they gave me a Dell with a gig of memory and a kick ass video card (nvidia quadro).

Internet porn isn't going to know what hit it.

But I bet your willy will.....

PhillyPhreak54 · February 27, 2006, 08:38:49 PM

The fact that you joined the rest of America in getting a home PC is enough to throw a parade over.

General_Failure · February 28, 2006, 02:58:15 AM

T-Hawk's gonna party like it's 1999. Hey, see if you can play Quake 2 on that thing.

Susquehanna Birder · February 28, 2006, 12:59:16 PM

Don't forget to make sure you can run in EGA mode.

BigEd76 · February 28, 2006, 01:25:29 PM

"They gave me a sweeeet new 4 GB hard drive!"

General_Failure · February 28, 2006, 01:27:34 PM

Who needs more than 512 megs of hard drive space?

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 28, 2006, 01:30:46 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on February 28, 2006, 01:27:34 PM
Who needs more than 512 megs of hard drive space?

The first non-Commodore 64 PC my parents bought was a 386SX with 40 megs of HD space. BWAHAHA. I played Mike Ditka football on it, but I had to boot through DOS to have enough memory for it.

We also used Prodigy to get on the internet. BWAHAHAHA

BigEd76 · February 28, 2006, 01:35:20 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on February 28, 2006, 01:27:34 PM
Who needs more than 512 megs of hard drive space?

Anyone that isn't a nun or a preschooler?

T_Section224 · February 28, 2006, 02:01:10 PM

i've never purchased my own home pc, my jobs either gave me one or i was assigned a laptop.

rjs246 · February 28, 2006, 02:05:44 PM

Have they tucked you in at night and read you storied when you couldn't sleep, too?

Rome · February 28, 2006, 02:12:50 PM

My first computer: The Tandy T100

The fargin' thing cost me a fortune.

PhillyPhanInDC · February 28, 2006, 02:29:00 PM

Commodore 64 was the first computer I ever had....

good memories.....hours upon hours playing

And who could forget.....

And best of all....

JUMPMAN > ALL!

Wingspan · February 28, 2006, 02:44:56 PM

i think i spent 3 years straight playing jumpman

MadMarchHare · February 28, 2006, 02:48:06 PM

All the text Zork's are still available on the internets as freeware.