2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[PhillyGirl]

You have it mixed up, Cowboys fans are redneck frontrunners. Your fans are homeristic retards who have no actual sense of reality. 

Or ugly chicks that like to chant arse-hole.
Isn't this fun?

Nice try

[PhillyGirl]

The taterskins franchise is extremely poorly run. It's honestly mind-boggling. Trading a 3rd rounder for T.J. Duckett? Trading 2 2nd round picks for Rocky Mcintosh? Actually paying Adam Archuletta money to play football?

But what are we supposed to do? I was born in northern Virginia. I've been a taterskins fan since I was a little kid. What exactly am I supposed to do? I have to keep rooting for them. I have to keep going to the games and supporting MY team and defending MY team.

When they get on a good run like last season at the end of the year and the playoff win in Tampa Bay, it's really fun and easy to root for them. And when they play like shtein like they have this year it sucks and it's hard to stand by them but what other choice does a true fan have.

I absolutely refuse to believe you actually think taterskins fans are bigger iceholes or worse people than Cowboys fans. You can tell me that 1,000 times and I still won't believe you. They are the lowest of the low.

Just remember that the taterskins are constantly laughing at the Eagles too. It's so funny to us how you guys come down to D.C. every year with your chests all puffed out like you are the greatest franchise on earth. Even if you all somehow do make the playoffs this year (which you won't, schedule is too hard) you'd still just blow your load in the playoffs for the millionth time in a row. You actually think taterskins fans are more arrogant than Eagles fans?? Haha man you all need to get a farging clue, seriously. There isn't a more delusional group of people in sports than Eagles fans. The only fan base in the league that acts like they support this great, storied franchise when they have never even won the Super Bowl haha.

And they never will.

Do you have the tourettes? This post starts out all nice & rational, them suddenly devolves into the message board equivalent of shouting "shteinface..fargtard...pffft..gack...".

Eagles fans are angry, demanding, cynical & lack patience...and that's when they did make it to the Super Bowl. You arrogant fops parade around the internet like drag queens at the Gay Day parade every off-season, only to envelope yourselves in a coccoon of excuses/past Super Bowl gibberish when your team sucks the pipe when the season begins.

I imagine we'll be seeing you more during the offseason, when Dan Snyder sprinkles his fairy dust in your eyes & you guys think the team turned around. You'll be painfully wrong.

This made me laugh... a lot

[SD_Eagle5]

You have it mixed up, Cowboys fans are redneck frontrunners. Your fans are homeristic retards who have no actual sense of reality. 

And Eagles fans are 41 year old white guys that paint their beer gut green.  Or ugly chicks that like to chant arse-hole.
Isn't this fun?
BTW, homeristic is thinking you can get to the playoffs let alone make any waves. 

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones:


Why wouldn't I think we have a chance to get into the playoffs? Enlighten me to who will make the playoffs then. And prior to the beatdown your pathetic team took Sunday your entire fanbase was convinced they were turning the season around and making the playoffs after a fluke win vs. the Cowboys.

[Quasimoto]

The taterskin fans at the Linc thread has grown substantially.   Someone suggested he get his tin foil hat tightened!    He seemed to dodge the question "Are you referring to the Eagle game clips from the 40s and 50s?"  But oddly enough the best quote came from a Cowboys fan.  Go figure:

Let me get this straight, you're fat, ugly with crooked teeth and a hairy mole on your chin AND your 17 year old daughter has to walk with you for protection so you can take a leak? You sound like the kind of person that gets picked on by EVERYONE not just POS Eagles fans.

[qwert246]

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People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones:

Oh, I hate those douchebags as much as you hate the shoulderpad guy.

The Eagles haven't shown me anything to make me think they are more than mediocre.  Beating up on a zesty taterskins team doesn't prove shtein.

Letting teams creep up on you to eventually lose.  Almost letting Dallas do the same.  That does.

[SD_Eagle5]

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People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones:

Oh, I hate those douchebags as much as you hate the shoulderpad guy.

The Eagles haven't shown me anything to make me think they are more than mediocre.  Beating up on a zesty taterskins team doesn't prove shtein.

Letting teams creep up on you to eventually lose.  Almost letting Dallas do the same.  That does.

They might be mediocre but every team in the NFC is as well, including the Bears. Grossman is an accident waiting to happen. We have as good a shot at beating any team in the NFC as anyone does.

[Quasimoto]

I doubt it matters.  The team who wins the Super Bowl will probably have an "A" in front of their conference.

[Beermonkey]

The Eagles haven't shown me anything to make me think they are more than mediocre.  Beating up on a zesty taterskins team doesn't prove shtein.

Then you agree with 99% of us, since we also feel that the Eagles have shown us nothing that would make us think they are anything more than mediocre. They've shown spurts of great performance, only to be followed by spurts of death-rattling, boneheadedness.

That being said, even if they perform at a slightly higher than mediocre level, their playoff chances still aren't too bad.

[PhillyGirl]

The Eagles haven't shown me anything to make me think they are more than mediocre.  Beating up on a zesty taterskins team doesn't prove shtein.

Then you agree with 99% of us, since we also feel that the Eagles have shown us nothing that would make us think they are anything more than mediocre. They've shown spurts of great performance, only to be followed by spurts of death-rattling, boneheadedness.

That being said, even if they perform at a slightly higher than mediocre level, their playoff chances still aren't too bad.

And THAT being said...it leads us right back to the point of this thread.

Pointing, laughing....Skins suck.....again.

[ice grillin you]

BTW, homeristic is thinking you can get to the playoffs let alone make any waves.  I hope this average team gets into the playoffs only to get smoked by a good team.


so youre comparing 50% of the eagles fan base in the middle of november thinking they can make the playoffs in a putrid conference to 100% of the taterskins fanbase talking superbowl in april

i see

[Quasimoto]

Which one of you fargers is this?   

I like your use of the word "battalion" to reference the baritone quality of the song. It gives your posts an air of national pride that has me almost goose-stepping around the office.

So what you're saying, is that even with hundreds of thousands of fans & media members being present for Eagles home games, a jewish owner & jewish team president, only you with your keen powers hyper-observation, have figured out the true meaning of the Eagles fight song video?

I look forward to your next post about masonic imagery found on the Linc beer cups. Maybe Lurie has the Ark of the Covenant hidden at the training facility!!

[Feva]

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People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones:

Oh, I hate those douchebags as much as you hate the shoulderpad guy.

The Eagles haven't shown me anything to make me think they are more than mediocre.  Beating up on a zesty taterskins team doesn't prove shtein.

Letting teams creep up on you to eventually lose.  Almost letting Dallas do the same.  That does.

Hey, if the Eagles don't make the playoffs, we'll just have to settle for beating the hell out of your POS team twice this year.

I guess you can go back and beat your meat to pictures of the Skins winning Super Bowls before you were even born... trying to forget how your current team can't even spell Super Bowl... let alone play in one.

Until March of course, when you'll go right back to slobbing the knobs of ol' Danny boy and the Coaches of the Round Table as they fill you morons up with false hope buying up all the old, overrated or downright zesty FA's on the market.

Yep... they'll have all you blind, crippled and crazies thinking you're worldbeaters again in no time.

[Beermonkey]

Which one of you fargers is this?   

I like your use of the word "battalion" to reference the baritone quality of the song. It gives your posts an air of national pride that has me almost goose-stepping around the office.

So what you're saying, is that even with hundreds of thousands of fans & media members being present for Eagles home games, a jewish owner & jewish team president, only you with your keen powers hyper-observation, have figured out the true meaning of the Eagles fight song video?

I look forward to your next post about masonic imagery found on the Linc beer cups. Maybe Lurie has the Ark of the Covenant hidden at the training facility!!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I was reading over my initial post on this thread on February 2, and it's amazing how much of it held true.

-The fans have hope for the future due to a playoff win in which the offense set futility records.
-The star young safety is a complete thug and is facing 40+ years in prison.
-They've thrown millions at assistant coaches, proving the Gibbs/figurehead theory.
-The comedy if they would sign Terrell Owens would be too much to take.
-They will fight for the Cowboys for last place in the division in the 2006 season, whether they like it or not.
-Art is practicing his fellatio techniques and is hoping to make 2006 more productive for sucking off Dan Snyder, Joe Gibbs, Al Saunders, Gregg Williams, Jerry Gray, Jason Campbell, Clinton Portis, Marcus Washington, and Sean Taylor... sucky sucky sucky.  Barf.

-They sure were cocky before the season started because of that.  The offense is still futile, but now the defense is getting in on the act also.
-Well, he's not facing legal troubles, but he's proving to be a liability in the passing game, a less-than-sure tackler, and a bullseye for refs to call 15-yarders (and often rightfully so).
-Is Gibbs even a figurehead anymore?  Furthermore, his coaches also don't seem to be doing anything.  It could be argued that the money spent on coaches is more wasted than that on free agents.  Well, not really.
-T.O. stayed in the division for comedic purposes, but the skins signed plenty of other laughers like Adam Archuleta and Brandon Lloyd to big deals.  Trading a high pick for T.J. Duckett was a super idea also.
-Yes, they will fight the Cowboys for last place.  Even with the Giants' injury report being brutal.
-Naturally, this is still as true as ever.

farg the skins and all their fans.

[Beermonkey]

I invite anyone who is so inclined to give something important up until Jason Campbell notches a W. Sorta like Lent, but with no concrete ending. Could be in a few days, could be in a few weeks, could be next year.

Im giving up alcohol.


Anyone else?

Please say air....please say air.......