2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

[Sgt PSN]

The taterskins franchise is extremely poorly run. Wah, wah, wah.

But what are we supposed to do? I was born in northern Virginia. I've been a taterskins fan since I was a little kid. What exactly am I supposed to do? I have to keep rooting for them. I have to keep going to the games and supporting MY team and defending MY team.

Wah, wah, wah.

Wah, wah, wah.

We don't want to hear your sob story. 




But she does.

[Quasimoto]

Is that a new picture of Oprah?  She looks alright.   

[Rome]

Ah - the old "How Many Super Bowls Have You Won" chestnut.

Whenever you point out the current state of affairs of the taterskins, they bring up past glories.   You know which fans also do that?  Yep - you guessed it, retard... COWBOYS FANS.

Were you even alive the last time the taterskins won a Super Bowl?   Judging from your atrocious grammar and inability to present a cogent argument here, I'm guessing no.

[SD_Eagle5]

I absolutely refuse to believe you actually think taterskins fans are bigger iceholes or worse people than Cowboys fans. You can tell me that 1,000 times and I still won't believe you. They are the lowest of the low.

You have it mixed up, Cowboys fans are redneck frontrunners. Your fans are homeristic retards who have no actual sense of reality. This thread is started every year and every year your fan base lives up to that expectation. Have a great offseason overpaying for unecessary free agents and coaches. I'm sure you'll come up with some gems in the draft considering all the picks your team has.

Even if you all somehow do make the playoffs this year (which you won't, schedule is too hard)

Then please enlighten us to who in the NFC is going to make the playoffs. Do you really think the Giants are going to keep pace with all of their injuries? Atlanta, Carolina, and Dallas are all very beatable.

[Beermonkey]

The taterskins franchise is extremely poorly run. It's honestly mind-boggling. Trading a 3rd rounder for T.J. Duckett? Trading 2 2nd round picks for Rocky Mcintosh? Actually paying Adam Archuletta money to play football?

But what are we supposed to do? I was born in northern Virginia. I've been a taterskins fan since I was a little kid. What exactly am I supposed to do? I have to keep rooting for them. I have to keep going to the games and supporting MY team and defending MY team.

When they get on a good run like last season at the end of the year and the playoff win in Tampa Bay, it's really fun and easy to root for them. And when they play like shtein like they have this year it sucks and it's hard to stand by them but what other choice does a true fan have.

I absolutely refuse to believe you actually think taterskins fans are bigger iceholes or worse people than Cowboys fans. You can tell me that 1,000 times and I still won't believe you. They are the lowest of the low.

Just remember that the taterskins are constantly laughing at the Eagles too. It's so funny to us how you guys come down to D.C. every year with your chests all puffed out like you are the greatest franchise on earth. Even if you all somehow do make the playoffs this year (which you won't, schedule is too hard) you'd still just blow your load in the playoffs for the millionth time in a row. You actually think taterskins fans are more arrogant than Eagles fans?? Haha man you all need to get a farging clue, seriously. There isn't a more delusional group of people in sports than Eagles fans. The only fan base in the league that acts like they support this great, storied franchise when they have never even won the Super Bowl haha.

And they never will.

Do you have the tourettes? This post starts out all nice & rational, them suddenly devolves into the message board equivalent of shouting "shteinface..fargtard...pffft..gack...".

Eagles fans are angry, demanding, cynical & lack patience...and that's when they did make it to the Super Bowl. You arrogant fops parade around the internet like drag queens at the Gay Day parade every off-season, only to envelope yourselves in a coccoon of excuses/past Super Bowl gibberish when your team sucks the pipe when the season begins.

I imagine we'll be seeing you more during the offseason, when Dan Snyder sprinkles his fairy dust in your eyes & you guys think the team turned around. You'll be painfully wrong.

[Quasimoto]

This is one of the main reasons people laugh at taterskin fans.



Come on.  That is downright embarassing.

[SunMo]

Just remember that the taterskins are constantly laughing at the Eagles too. It's so funny to us how you guys come down to D.C. every year with your chests all puffed out like you are the greatest franchise on earth. Even if you all somehow do make the playoffs this year (which you won't, schedule is too hard) you'd still just blow your load in the playoffs for the millionth time in a row.

i'll take blowing my wad in the playoffs over blowing my wad in week 2 any day of the week.

oh, and at least our coach plays guys he legitimately thinks are better, whether he's right or wrong, instead of playing guys because they share his religious beliefs.

pointing and laughing....

and yeah, the eagles have never won a Super Bowl, so what, I'll still laugh in your face and there's nothing you can do because taterskins fans are punk bitches

[Beermonkey]

This is one of the main reasons people laugh at taterskin fans.

Come on.  That is downright embarassing.

I liked the version with the humping dogs better.

[bowzer]

Remember when the taterskins lost in week 1, and their fans said sad Saunders was saving the real playbook for the Cowboys... I guess now Al is saving it for the second half of the season?

[ice grillin you]

oh, and at least our coach plays guys he legitimately thinks are better, whether he's right or wrong, instead of playing guys because they share his religious beliefs.


reno mahe say sun mo

[Sgt PSN]

Igy makes a point.  But, at least Reid hasn't had Mahe in the starting lineup.  Ever.

[ice grillin you]

they also didnt give him 25 million dollars like the skins did with brunnel when the rest of the league wouldnt give him the time of day

plus born agains are far more dangerous than those lovable mormons

[PhillyPhreak54]

This is one of the main reasons people laugh at taterskin fans.



Come on.  That is downright embarassing.

What the farg is that? For some reason that angers me because its so blatantly gay. Jesus Christ now I want to knock a Skins fan out, urinate on his head and spray paint him with nazi WWII font style letters.

[qwert246]

You have it mixed up, Cowboys fans are redneck frontrunners. Your fans are homeristic retards who have no actual sense of reality. 

And Eagles fans are 41 year old white guys that paint their beer gut green.  Or ugly chicks that like to chant arse-hole.
Isn't this fun?

BTW, homeristic is thinking you can get to the playoffs let alone make any waves.  I hope this average team gets into the playoffs only to get smoked by a good team.

Ah - the old "How Many Super Bowls Have You Won" chestnut.

Yeah, I was there to watch my team get smoked in Philly.  But it doesn't matter, because Dawk gets one year older, and no ring.  And Trotter.  And Runyan.  And Tra/William.  Keep that hatred going.  Misplaced hatred for farging Andy Reid. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Right.  The Eagles have all these aging stars, but the skins' cup runneth over with youthful talent.