2006 Point & Laugh at the taterskins thread

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 04, 2006, 04:15:45 PM

2005 Passer Ratings:

Brunell: 85.9
Ramsey*: 95.3
Campbell: DNP

McNabb: 85.0
Mike McMahon: 55.2

Koy Detmer: 45.1

Charlie Frye: 72.8
Alex Smith: 40.8

*Isn't he the one who probably won't be on the team next year?

Feva · February 04, 2006, 05:02:55 PM

College Career Statistics

Jason Campbell: 7,299 yds 45 TDs

Antwaan Randle-El: 7,489 yds 42 TD's

I can see why you figure Campbell is the Skins' QB of the future.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 04, 2006, 05:07:09 PM

That stat proves that Campbell's move to WR in 2006 opposite Santana Moss will take the Skins to the Bowl.

Feva · February 04, 2006, 05:10:39 PM

I knew there was a reason they wanted no part of TO.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 04, 2006, 05:11:46 PM

Hines Ward was a QB in the SEC, and Campbell is taller, so Campbell will be even better than Ward.

My logic is bullet-proof.

Feva · February 04, 2006, 05:28:36 PM

Earl Campbell is a Hall of Famer. Jason Campbell's last name is Campbell. Jason Campbell is probably gonna be a Hall of Famer. I mean, his last name's Campbell for crying out loud.

taterskin logic is always bulletproof, sometimes.

General_Failure · February 04, 2006, 06:07:25 PM

He's gonna steal McNabb's soup commercials!

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 04, 2006, 07:14:54 PM

As a preemptive strike, we should petition NOW to have them change to McNabb's Soup.

MDS · February 04, 2006, 07:23:32 PM

In reaction to not being on Chris Bermans Top 10 Plays of the Year:

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WTF! Did anyone else catch this? Berman just did the "top 10 plays of they year" which was really about 15 or 16 plays, and the Monday night game vs. Dallas was not even mentioned. Give me a ****in break! That last 4 minutes were the plays of the year.

QuoteDont you know the taterskins always get snubbed??? (Pro bowl, top plays, etc.)

Quotewell LTs run against skins and same with alstott's was on cuz they hate on us

Pathetic.

mooby · February 04, 2006, 08:03:39 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on February 03, 2006, 09:34:47 AM
Calling philly fans dumb, when you are trying to compare them to Skins fans is laughable beyond comprehension. There was at least one article that I read (and I'm fairly certain that there were two) written by WASHINGTON POST writers this year talking about the delusional nature of the taterskins fan base. How for the past eight years only Arizona and Cincy had worse records and yet every year the Washington fan base thinks they're on the verge of great things. They simply can't grasp how truly awful the franchise has been for the past decade.

You had one winning season. One. get a farging grip.

i really, honestly, truly, don't get why fans keep bringing up the past. It's the past, get over it. We didn't have joe gibbs in the past where we were the worst team in the league and we kept spending but nothing happened. Haven't you noticed, ever since gibbs has been back we've been 16-16, 17-17 if you count the playoffs. That's another reason to believe, is because gibbs has proven that he can get it done. We didn't go on a huge spending spree before the 2005 season, and look what happened. We won our last five games to make the playoffs. Making the playoffs is an accomplishment, it's not a very big one seeing as the ultimate goal is win the superbowl, but only 12 teams get in and that's why it gives fans of playoff teams reason to be optimistic next year.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 04, 2006, 08:28:49 PM

Well, if you avoided spending a lot and worked on team chemistry, you'd be undefeated.

Instead, you added two more highly-priced wannabe head coaches and re-upped the guy already on the staff with head coaching aspirations before free agency even started. No change in chemistry there!

Skins will do NO BETTER than 9-7 next year.

Wingspan · February 04, 2006, 10:00:07 PM

Quote from: mooby on February 04, 2006, 08:03:39 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 03, 2006, 09:34:47 AM
Calling philly fans dumb, when you are trying to compare them to Skins fans is laughable beyond comprehension. There was at least one article that I read (and I'm fairly certain that there were two) written by WASHINGTON POST writers this year talking about the delusional nature of the taterskins fan base. How for the past eight years only Arizona and Cincy had worse records and yet every year the Washington fan base thinks they're on the verge of great things. They simply can't grasp how truly awful the franchise has been for the past decade.

You had one winning season. One. get a farging grip.

i really, honestly, truly, don't get why fans keep bringing up the past. It's the past, get over it. We didn't have joe gibbs in the past where we were the worst team in the league and we kept spending but nothing happened. Haven't you noticed, ever since gibbs has been back we've been 16-16, 17-17 if you count the playoffs. That's another reason to believe, is because gibbs has proven that he can get it done. We didn't go on a huge spending spree before the 2005 season, and look what happened. We won our last five games to make the playoffs. Making the playoffs is an accomplishment, it's not a very big one seeing as the ultimate goal is win the superbowl, but only 12 teams get in and that's why it gives fans of playoff teams reason to be optimistic next year.

you'd have to count back 3 seasons to find the eagles last 16 losses. so eat shtein.

mooby · February 05, 2006, 12:30:50 AM

Quote from: MDS on February 04, 2006, 07:23:32 PM
In reaction to not being on Chris Bermans Top 10 Plays of the Year:
Quote
WTF! Did anyone else catch this? Berman just did the "top 10 plays of they year" which was really about 15 or 16 plays, and the Monday night game vs. Dallas was not even mentioned. Give me a ****in break! That last 4 minutes were the plays of the year.

QuoteDont you know the taterskins always get snubbed??? (Pro bowl, top plays, etc.)

Quotewell LTs run against skins and same with alstott's was on cuz they hate on us

Pathetic.

You must not have heard of sarcasm. I mean truly, to be that daft. Not every single taterskins fan is like that, i could care less that some of the taterskins plays didn't make the top ten plays in the nfl as called by chris berman. That moss one, was probably in the taterskins top ten plays, but not necessicarily in the top ten nfl plays. As for that guy who said the taterskins always get snubbed, he's just making fun of the other taterskins fans who actually believe that shtein. And some people tend to believe that because some of the top ten plays were against the skins, and they didn't pick any from the skins, they believe that's just the media hating us. Those fans aren't common, o.k.? Not everyone is like that.

mooby · February 05, 2006, 12:33:39 AM

Quote from: Wingspan on February 04, 2006, 10:00:07 PM
Quote from: mooby on February 04, 2006, 08:03:39 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on February 03, 2006, 09:34:47 AM
Calling philly fans dumb, when you are trying to compare them to Skins fans is laughable beyond comprehension. There was at least one article that I read (and I'm fairly certain that there were two) written by WASHINGTON POST writers this year talking about the delusional nature of the taterskins fan base. How for the past eight years only Arizona and Cincy had worse records and yet every year the Washington fan base thinks they're on the verge of great things. They simply can't grasp how truly awful the franchise has been for the past decade.

You had one winning season. One. get a farging grip.

i really, honestly, truly, don't get why fans keep bringing up the past. It's the past, get over it. We didn't have joe gibbs in the past where we were the worst team in the league and we kept spending but nothing happened. Haven't you noticed, ever since gibbs has been back we've been 16-16, 17-17 if you count the playoffs. That's another reason to believe, is because gibbs has proven that he can get it done. We didn't go on a huge spending spree before the 2005 season, and look what happened. We won our last five games to make the playoffs. Making the playoffs is an accomplishment, it's not a very big one seeing as the ultimate goal is win the superbowl, but only 12 teams get in and that's why it gives fans of playoff teams reason to be optimistic next year.

you'd have to count back 3 seasons to find the eagles last 16 losses. so eat shtein.

that's cool. You just keep talking about how great the eagles were in the past, and i'll keep not caring. Seriously, go around telling everyone how you guys made the NFCC four years straight and how awesome you were in the regular season. Good for you. Hold onto that, because that's obviously the only thing you guys like to talk about.

PoopyfaceMcGee · February 05, 2006, 10:38:54 AM

That's rich, when your fans are posting pics of 3 Lombardi trophies - the most recent earned in the 1991 season.

Preach to your own fans about re-living ancient history before preaching to us about citing recent history.