20th Anniversary Of The Challenger Disaster

Started by PhillyPhreak54, January 28, 2006, 07:55:15 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: MDS on January 29, 2006, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 29, 2006, 10:46:17 AM
Quote from: MDS on January 28, 2006, 08:58:03 PM
Ha. Then explain how I type things. Sperm don't have hands, dummy.

Your swimmer had a popped collar didn't he?

definatley. so did the load i shot all over my boxers two nights ago.

You shouldn't be wasting loads on boxers. You're in college for chrissakes! Go find a real human girl and have at it.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 29, 2006, 06:21:40 PM
Quote from: MDS on January 29, 2006, 12:24:42 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 29, 2006, 10:46:17 AM
Quote from: MDS on January 28, 2006, 08:58:03 PM
Ha. Then explain how I type things. Sperm don't have hands, dummy.

Your swimmer had a popped collar didn't he?

definatley. so did the load i shot all over my boxers two nights ago.

You shouldn't be wasting loads on boxers. You're in college for chrissakes! Go find a real human girl and have at it.

Or at the very least, an abandoned cup of beer. 

MDS

I do it in my sleep. I get up and it's....there. It happens like three times a week.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54


Sgt PSN

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 29, 2006, 06:24:12 PM
Hot dreams about Don West, eh?

It's either him or Don Johnson with his stiffly popped collar.

MDS

I guess, either him or Glanville. My jizz smells like dough, too.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: MDS on January 29, 2006, 06:26:21 PM
I guess, either him or Glanville. My jizz smells like dough, too.


You've got a yeast infection in your mangina.  Next time, try rubbing one out in an oven.  Then turn it to 450 for about an hour. 

MDS

No ovens around here, sport. Hows a microwave?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54


General_Failure

You're all getting a little out of hand lately. Don't make us start enforcing the rules.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

Quote from: MDS on January 29, 2006, 06:12:56 PM

This never actually happened.

The funny thing is that, yes, it did happen. Challenger exploded. Teacher hot. I stared at her crotch a few weeks later in an unrelated crotch-staring incident. She caught me and adjusted uncomfortably while staring me down. I don't particularly care if you believe me, but you'd better believe that she was all about my 8 year old ass.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

Why would you be staring at her vag and not her cans?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Feva

One of these days MDS, either daddy or the mailman is gonna have a little talk with you...
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

rjs246

Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.