Something to ponder.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

On second thought, maybe PSN is the crackhead.

[rjs246]

The reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead".

Oh no!!!  Somebody better call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!  Maybe we can go grab a beer after work. Do you drink Whine-a-kin? How about we stop by Mikey D's for a burger and some french cries.

Kill yourself.

[SunMo]

Kill yourself.

i concur

[MDS]

So how about some jokes?

1. A man goes to a five dollar lady of the night. He gets up the next morning, and has crabs. So he goes back to the lady and says "hey, you gave me crabs." And she replies "for 5 bucks, what were you expecting, lobster?"

2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.

3. After opening the first restaurant on the moon, Bob was disappointed to receive only 2 stars in the newspaper's restaurant review section.

"Great food, no atmosphere."

[General_Failure]

The reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead".

Oh no!!!  Somebody better call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!  Maybe we can go grab a beer after work.  Do you drink Whine-a-kin?  How about we stop by Mikey D's for a burger and some french cries.   

This recieved bad reviews because you forgot to say it's an EMOgency when you called for the Whaaambulance. Jackass.

[SD_Eagle5]

So how about some jokes?

Did you hear about the Asian couple that had a retarded baby? They named it 'Sum Ting Wong'

[methdeez]

honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.

I have a genius level IQ

I love people who say stuff like this.
Where did you find that out? Please tell me the definition of a 'genius level IQ'.
Let me guess you took a bunch of IQ tests on the web, until you found the one that made you look the smartest. Do you think that possibly that website, or whoever told you that may have been motivated to sell you something?

You sound like every 15 year old loser on the net.
Next you should tell me how you're a triple black belt and you're going to find me and kick my ass.

[stillupfront]

honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.

I have a genius level IQ

I love people who say stuff like this.
Where did you find that out? Please tell me the definition of a 'genius level IQ'.
Let me guess you took a bunch of IQ tests on the web, until you found the one that made you look the smartest. Do you think that possibly that website, or whoever told you that may have been motivated to sell you something?

You sound like every 15 year old loser on the net.
Next you should tell me how you're a triple black belt and you're going to find me and kick my ass.

It depends on whose scale you use. Generally over 150 is considered genius level. Last time I was tested was in college. I scored 163. I was always in the 155-170 range. I haven't taken a test ib 20+ years. The old joke that $1.00 and a mensa membership will get you a cup of coffee is still true. I was just listing this stuff so I could explain that I wasn't some nutty crackhead sitting in my mom's basement. This was not meant as braggadocio.

I have never studied martial arts (except judo, but that was for balance and leverage for wrestling) and would not be able track you down.

[Sgt PSN]

The reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead".

Oh no!!! Somebody better call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance! Maybe we can go grab a beer after work. Do you drink Whine-a-kin? How about we stop by Mikey D's for a burger and some french cries.

This recieved bad reviews because you forgot to say it's an EMOgency when you called for the Whaaambulance. Jackass.

Damn!  It's always some minute detail. 

[MadMarchHare]

Bush is a farging moron, and he's the President.  It's entirely possible you could have a Lexus.

[methdeez]

honestly i think he is beyond help. like, theres nothing society can do to help this idiot. we might as well kill him study his body so we can determine what nutrients he has that might be extracted for our personal use. and im talking about stillupfront.

I have a genius level IQ

I love people who say stuff like this.
Where did you find that out? Please tell me the definition of a 'genius level IQ'.
Let me guess you took a bunch of IQ tests on the web, until you found the one that made you look the smartest. Do you think that possibly that website, or whoever told you that may have been motivated to sell you something?

You sound like every 15 year old loser on the net.
Next you should tell me how you're a triple black belt and you're going to find me and kick my ass.

It depends on whose scale you use. Generally over 150 is considered genius level. Last time I was tested was in college. I scored 163. I was always in the 155-170 range. I haven't taken a test ib 20+ years. The old joke that $1.00 and a mensa membership will get you a cup of coffee is still true. I was just listing this stuff so I could explain that I wasn't some nutty crackhead sitting in my mom's basement. This was not meant as braggadocio.

I have never studied martial arts (except judo, but that was for balance and leverage for wrestling) and would not be able track you down.

So, if we take these posts to thier logical end we have this:
The average person has an IQ of 100.
Impaired is 90 (which I don't think is true).
Retarded is 70 (which I know is true).

So StillaDunce is twice as smart over the average person, as the average person is over a mentally retarded person.
So when you talk to someone who is retarded, double that and that is what stillupfront experiences with the majority of the population.

OooooooK.

[SD_Eagle5]

You'd be surprised at some of the people you meet with high IQs. stillupfront may or may not be exaggerating, but IQ scores only measure what you're capable of, not how smart you are. I took an IQ test in 1st grade and scored a 140. I was put into mentally gifted classes but had no motivation or drive to succeed. I was failing in school at the age of 15 (again, no motivation, didn't care) and again scored a 140.

[methdeez]

I just refuse to belive that stillupfront is to the average person as the average person is to a double retard.

[hbionic]

I claim sponsorship of:

Ice Grillin You and stillupfront.

Not even the Undertaker and Kane can take them down. 

If you'd like to be sponsored by hbionic please write to:

"Pease sponsor me hbionic, please!"
PO Box 555
Los Angeles, CA 90210

[General_Failure]

You're an AA sponsor now?