Something to ponder.

[General_Failure]

He's trying to feel better about himself by wowing us with his wonderful life. Somebody should tell him nobody gives a shtein.

[SunMo]

something to ponder for stillupfront:  suicide

[MDS]

I'm tired of debating with this crackhead idiot. So, let's all watch this lovely clip from American Idol about a guy who is most definatley homosexual and looks really like a girl and just totally freaks me out.
hazza

Maybe the least surprising thing in this is that his mom is farging hot. Kids with hot mom usually turn out messed up, because hot moms normally marry iceholes or at least having the kid out of wedlock. the icehole bails once she is preggers, or begins cheating on the hot mom with an even hotter bimbo and is eventually caught. and then the hot mom is left to raise the kid alone, where because he has no father figure, he becomes feminine. the constant "id like to drill your mom" comments hes been getting since 6th grade probably haven't helped, either.

[T_Section224]

The Lexus is leased, the Cadillac is my company car.

what are you, a limo driver?

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I drive a cadillac and my wife drives a Lexus.

None of the other stuff was impressive, but you really got me there!  Riiiiiiiight.

By the way, how much money do you owe on those two cars combined?

The Lexus is leased, the Cadillac is my company car.

Anyone can lease a Lexus if they want to stretch themselves financially.

My wife has a Mercedes as a company car.  Means nothing.  Not our car.  The fact that you believe what you drive proves something about your status actually tends to prove that you have less money and/or class than you appear to have.  Truly rich people don't flaunt it and don't get wealthy by caring about appearances or living above or even at the level of their means.

[mussa]

I drive a Tacoma....suck my nuts

[Diomedes]

I drive a Tacoma....suck my nuts

Yeah, we know.  You drive it real quick up hill with gate open to dump snow.

[Sgt PSN]

That only happens after he floods his garage. 

[stillupfront]

I drive a cadillac and my wife drives a Lexus.

None of the other stuff was impressive, but you really got me there!  Riiiiiiiight.

By the way, how much money do you owe on those two cars combined?

The Lexus is leased, the Cadillac is my company car.

Anyone can lease a Lexus if they want to stretch themselves financially.

My wife has a Mercedes as a company car.  Means nothing.  Not our car.  The fact that you believe what you drive proves something about your status actually tends to prove that you have less money and/or class than you appear to have.  Truly rich people don't flaunt it and don't get wealthy by caring about appearances or living above or even at the level of their means.

I acknowledge what you are saying, and I agree. The reason I brought any of this  up is because some people continually call me "crackhead". I am just trying to point out that I am actually just a normal upper-middle class, middle aged suburbanite, with a slightly twisted sense of humor.

[rjs246]

Who smokes crack. By the pound.

[Sgt PSN]

HA!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I acknowledge what you are saying, and I agree. The reason I brought any of this  up is because some people continually call me "crackhead". I am just trying to point out that I am actually just a normal upper-middle class, middle aged suburbanite, with a slightly twisted sense of humor.

The sooner you stop trying to explain yourself to us, the sooner we'll believe you kicked the habit.

[rjs246]

Also, why explain yourself to imaginary people that you will never meet on a football message board? No one cares.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Also, why explain yourself to imaginary people that you will never meet on a football message board? No one cares.

Stop stealing my ideas.

[Sgt PSN]

The reason I brought any of this up is because some people continually call me "crackhead".

Oh no!!!  Somebody better call the Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance!  Maybe we can go grab a beer after work.  Do you drink Whine-a-kin?  How about we stop by Mikey D's for a burger and some french cries.