Chuck Norris Hates You

Started by Tomahawk, January 19, 2006, 09:16:39 AM

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Dillen

#45
January 20, 2006, 08:51:15 PM
On the EMB a guy just said...

What do you think about the Eagles gettin Chuck Norris as TO's replacement? Chuck Norris is completely unstoppable.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. No NFL Defense can cover him.

Granted, he's a TATEr tot. Still, this joke has gone way too far.

hbionic

#46
January 20, 2006, 10:05:33 PM
I'm actually thinking of buying the  'What would chuck do' shirt. This whole chuck norris thing is hilarious.

Conan o'brien does a good job with that chuck norris level as well.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Dillen

#47
January 20, 2006, 10:09:14 PM
Quote from: hbionic on January 20, 2006, 10:05:33 PM
Conan o'brien does a good job with that chuck norris level as well.
He was practically the creator. In the summer of 2003 he created a lever on the side of his desk, and whenever he pulled it, they showed a random Walker, Texas Ranger clip.

NGM

#48
January 20, 2006, 10:15:14 PM
Quote from: hbionic on January 20, 2006, 10:05:33 PM
I'm actually thinking of buying the  'What would chuck do' shirt. This whole chuck norris thing is hilarious.

Conan o'brien does a good job with that chuck norris level as well.

I bought one with the customized "Fool me once shame on you.  Fool Chuck Norris once and he will farg you up."  I admit I got it to wear to the bar once but hopefully there are some Chuck Norris groupies there. 
Fletch:  Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

General_Failure

#49
January 20, 2006, 10:17:25 PM
See, the thing about this sort of thing is knowing when to stop. When your retarded cousin Chuggie knows about it, it's time to let it pass.

The man. The myth. The legend.

SunMo

#50
January 27, 2006, 04:57:24 PM
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

rjs246

#51
January 27, 2006, 04:59:30 PM
Walker Texas Ranger was on the TV when I woke up at 4:45 this morning. My ladyfriend couldn't figure out what the hell I was laughing at.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Sgt PSN

#52
January 27, 2006, 05:00:58 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on January 27, 2006, 04:59:30 PM
Walker Texas Ranger was on the TV when I woke up at 4:45 this morning. My ladyfriend couldn't figure out what the hell I was laughing at.

:-D

Phanatic

#53
January 31, 2006, 02:01:02 PM
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Now it is getting out of hand...
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mussa

#54
January 31, 2006, 02:18:32 PM
 :-D
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MDS

#55
January 31, 2006, 03:04:23 PM
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

phattymatty

#56
January 31, 2006, 03:06:43 PM
Quote from: hbionic on January 20, 2006, 10:05:33 PM
I'm actually thinking of buying the  'What would chuck do' shirt. This whole chuck norris thing is hilarious.

Conan o'brien does a good job with that chuck norris level as well.

Yeah Conan started the fad years ago.  He shows one clip with the little kid from the Sixth Sense that is the best of them all.  It might even be in this thread somewhere, I don't know.

MURP

#57
January 31, 2006, 04:08:29 PM

PhillyPhanInDC

#58
March 10, 2006, 08:07:49 PM
Today Chuck turned 66 in human years. In the grand scheme of things, it doesn't matter how old Chuck Norris is, because he is the grand scheme of things. In honor of that, here are a few more Rules of Chuck.

QuoteA blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

QuoteChuck Norris can speak braille.

QuoteChuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

QuoteLeading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the farg he wants.


Even More Norris Facts


"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.
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