How NOT to babysit.

MadMarchHare · December 29, 2005, 09:59:09 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/12/29/drunk.toddler.ap/index.html

rjs246 · December 29, 2005, 12:36:29 PM

Whoa. Good thing I read this now, before anyone ever asks me to babysit. Now I'll be sure to turn them away.

phattymatty · December 29, 2005, 12:38:51 PM

a baby got drunk. big whoop.

Diomedes · December 29, 2005, 12:40:05 PM

Really. The kid is fine, right? That's the goal, right?

MadMarchHare · December 29, 2005, 12:42:25 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on December 29, 2005, 12:36:29 PM
Whoa. Good thing I read this now, before anyone ever asks me to babysit. Now I'll be sure to turn them away.

Like anyone would ask YOU to watch their children....pfft.

Diomedes · December 29, 2005, 12:44:31 PM

If I were unlucky enough to have children, I would certainly ask the Jerk to watch them. As punishment for all parties involved. Little shteinheads.

rjs246 · December 29, 2005, 12:49:05 PM

Yeah, take another shot, kiddies!

General_Failure · December 29, 2005, 01:41:02 PM

He had to get them drunk so they'd sleep with him.

mussa · December 29, 2005, 02:20:32 PM

Drunk Toddler. I like it.

Sgt PSN · December 29, 2005, 02:53:31 PM

Here's the real problem with this story........

QuoteThey managed to rouse Reyes, who was the only adult at home with the two toddlers, ages 2 and 3........blah, blah, blah.........At the time, the children's parents were at a hospital, where the mother was giving birth.

Stop spitting out babies like candy from a Pez dispenser you dumb bitch!

Sgt PSN · December 29, 2005, 03:07:18 PM

Quote from: General_Failure on December 29, 2005, 01:41:02 PM
He had to get them drunk so they'd sleep with him.

Jesus Juice for everybody! Woooohooooo!

MadMarchHare · December 29, 2005, 03:25:48 PM

C'mon, Sarge, she's got a lot of work to do to catch up to that dumb bitch in Arkansas.