The Atlantic City birthday bash of "Eagles WR 81"

Started by BigEd76, December 12, 2005, 11:51:32 PM

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General_Failure

So TO did go with the scat porn for entertainment.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246


Ski bi di bi di do bap do bap
Do ba do bap


Quote
The Scatman - John Scatman

I'm the scatman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do bap
Do ba do bap

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scatman
The scatman, I'm the scatman

Why should we be pleasin in all the politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institutions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

I hear you ask all about the meaning of scat
Well I am the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
Saints are still weeping
Cause things you call dead haven't yet the chance to be born
I'm the scatman.

Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
Sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

Yeah, well good luck geting THAT song out of your head, sucker.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure


The man. The myth. The legend.

BigEd76


MDS

Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

What's this? Another gay joke?!

I wish John Madden did love Brett Favre so much.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MDS

So let me get this straight. You telling gay jokes to other people is okay, but other people telling gay jokes to you doesn't fly. Because I would be totally cool with this. Just to let you know.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

I'm confused about what gay jokes i impose on other people, but yes. To sum up everything I do rules. Do as I say not as I do. Bow down. Etc. Etc.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Wingspan

Quote from: rjs246 on December 14, 2005, 11:03:13 PM
I'm confused about what gay jokes i impose on other people, but yes. To sum up everything I do rules. Do as I say not as I do. Bow down. Etc. Etc.

get a room, or two, frenchie.
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MURP

my favorite quote from Kalu

Quote"Everybody who was there is friends with McNabb," Kalu said. "You can be friends with two people. It's like some people like [rapper] Biggie [Smalls], and some people like Tupac [Shakur], or you can like both of them."

ice grillin you

you cant like biggie and tupac

tupac fans = downhick white teenage girls

biggie was the realness
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Feva

Quote from: ice grillin you on December 15, 2005, 11:48:57 AM
you cant like biggie and tupac

tupac fans = downhick white teenage girls

biggie was the realness
There's a barrel full of irony in there somewhere.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Tomahawk

Quote from: rjs246 on December 14, 2005, 11:03:13 PM
I'm confused about what gay jokes i impose on other people, but yes. To sum up everything I do rules. Do as I say not as I do. Bow down. Etc. Etc.

As my memory is a veritable steel trap, I can aver with no degree of uncertainty you have indeed made one gay joke.