cell phone bill taxes

Started by MURP, December 03, 2005, 03:52:23 PM

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MURP

my usual cell phone plan is like $44 a month.   Somehow it ends up being about $55 every month because of taxes and BS.  What the farg is with all the taxes on a cell phone bill?

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All that is something like $70 a year of extra taxes and crap.   figure the millions of people with cell phones and there is atleast a billion dollars a year of this shtein.   fargin taxes. 

QB Eagles

It's the same for every other product too. It's just not explicitly listed on every bill. Governments need their cut of protection money from every transaction in their jurisdiction, same as any other mob.

JTrotter Fan

Yeah, and now West Virginia is gonna try and start taxing all online purchases?! 

Doesn't the damn government make enough money on taxes without finding new ways to come up with a tax to make our lives more difficult.
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Quote from: MURP on December 03, 2005, 03:52:23 PM
my usual cell phone plan is like $44 a month.   Somehow it ends up being about $55 every month because of taxes and BS.  What the farg is with all the taxes on a cell phone bill?

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City Sales Tax
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Quote from: The Waco Kid on December 03, 2005, 04:03:13 PM
Doesn't the damn government make enough money on taxes without finding new ways to come up with a tax to make our lives more difficult.

:-D

The entire purpose of the tax code is to come up with new ways of taking money without the rabble getting angry, or preferably even knowing about it.

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Quote from: QB Eagles on December 03, 2005, 04:11:56 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on December 03, 2005, 04:03:13 PM
Doesn't the damn government make enough money on taxes without finding new ways to come up with a tax to make our lives more difficult.

:-D

The entire purpose of the tax code is to come up with new ways of taking money without the rabble getting angry, or preferably even knowing about it.

In NJ they don't care any more..they just take you money and tell you to shut the frag up :boom :boom

PoopyfaceMcGee

That's the whole shtick with SunCom.  When they say $39, they mean $39 including all taxes.  I wish more cell companies would bill like that.  Too bad SunCom's service sucks donkey scrotes.

phattymatty

Just get rid of the phone.  It's not like anyone calls you.

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Quote from: The Waco Kid on December 03, 2005, 04:03:13 PM
Yeah, and now West Virginia is gonna try and start taxing all online purchases?!

Hahahahahaha.  Like they even have the internets in West Virginia. 


Wooooooh, ya almost had me.  :-D

MURP

Quote from: phattymatty on December 03, 2005, 07:01:35 PM
Just get rid of the phone. It's not like anyone calls you.

I just use it to play Bejeweled on the crapper.

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Quote from: MURP on December 03, 2005, 08:09:25 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 03, 2005, 07:01:35 PM
Just get rid of the phone. It's not like anyone calls you.

I just use it to play Bejeweled on the crapper.

You play games, I check NFL headlines and the weather report.

Anyway...have you ever seen how much tax PA adds to a bottle of liquor?

Feva

Quote from: MURP on December 03, 2005, 08:09:25 PM
Quote from: phattymatty on December 03, 2005, 07:01:35 PM
Just get rid of the phone. It's not like anyone calls you.

I just use it to play Bejeweled on the crapper.
Thank God I'm not the only one addicted that that farging game.  ;D
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i love how people are looking for any way to save on the home phone by using these fly by night interent phones...but then willingly and happily spend $50-$60 on a cell phone.
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Gotta spend that saved money somewhere ...

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