So, I'm Driving To The Office This Morning - You Know - In Daytona Beach...

[General_Failure]

I'm going to print it out and put it on the fridge.

[NGM]

I'm going to print it out and put it on the fridge.

Your concealed weapons permit or rjs' magnum opus?

[rjs246]

I'm going to print it out and put it on the fridge.

Recognize.

[Rome]

Merge it with rjs's Grouphug thread!

[General_Failure]

I'm going to print it out and put it on the fridge.

Your concealed weapons permit or rjs' magnum opus?

You need a permit for that?

[rjs246]

Merge it with rjs's Grouphug thread!

Speaking of:

I got a massage from my football coach and when his hands were rubbing my legs my bum started twitching...am I a gaylord?

Gotta say, outstanding use of gaylord there.

[Rome]

Since I'm adhering to the "No More T.O." principles set forth, I'll post this here instead:

Updated: Jan. 7, 2006, 1:06 PM ET

Bucs may consider signing Owens in offseasonESPN.com news services

Yes, Keyshawn Johnson drove Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Jon Gruden nuts in Tampa, but league sources say don't be surprised if the Bucs seriously consider signing Terrell Owens, who will be released by the Philadelphia Eagles by next month, ESPN's Chris Mortensen reported.

The Bucs are lured by the idea of adding another big play receiver for young quarterback Chris Simms. The obstacles: The salary cap and Gruden somehow excusing what T.O. did to his friend Andy Reid.

Owens came to the Eagles in March 2004 after eight sometimes-controversial seasons in San Francisco. He was suspended last month for a series of infractions and critical public comments about quarterback Donovan McNabb and the organization, dating to his offseason demands for a new contract. An arbitrator later upheld the team's decision to deactivate him for the remainder of the season.

Information from The Associated Press was used in this report.

I would literally pay money to see Gruden and T.O. together.

Good God, talk about a combustible combo.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ker-plowie!

[rjs246]

Good. farg the Bucs.

[PhillyGirl]

LOL....Simms to TO?

LMFAO

[QB Eagles]

Awesome. My hatred of that team was just beginning to wane a bit. Now I want to go out and punch a random Succaneer fan in the face all over again. Have fun with locker room cancer, bitches!

[QB Eagles]

LOL....Simms to TO?

LMFAO

If you think Phil Simms made an ass out of himself defending his son against Steve Young, just wait until he tries to defend him against TO's bitching.

[phattymatty]

At least TO will finally get a real QB.

[Rome]

At least TO will finally get a real QB.

Holla!

[Feva]

At least TO will finally get a real zesty QB.

I agree.