The hate thread.

[mussa]

jesus i hate that person who assumes i meant to spell popped

and i hate the teh damn nazis whores on this board...really...its teh internet people not your friggin job. 

[General_Failure]

I hate Trotter.

[hbionic]

I hate when I fart and then when I see if I can wear the same underwear the next day, I notice my fart left its mark on its way off to freedom and I can't wear them anymore because that would be dirty.

I hate bars/clubs that charge you $15-20 to get in when there's no one inside of them, cheap bastiches!

[Feva]

I hate long ass lists about hating things.

[Feva]

Oh yeah, I hate that I have to watch that farging pick by Roy Williams everytime the media mentions Donovan McNabb nowadays.

I hate that the 1st 15 minutes of the 6pm SportsCenter yesterday was all about T.O.

[Rome]

I hate movies where people get bullied or beaten up only to find their dignity and stand up for themselves later.

I hate it when I order iced tea and then when they return for a refill, they forget to bring lemon with them.  Idiots.

I hate real estate agents.  A lot.  I also hate mortgage brokers, lawyers, and people who whine about their appraisals not being high enough.  Do your research BEFORE you buy the piece of shtein house, iceholes!

I hate weak ass coffee.

I hate it when my wife says that we're having leftovers for dinner.  Leftovers?  Cook me a decent meal, bitch!   

I hate nuclear power.  I also hate the arrogant engineers who insist that nuclear power is completely safe.  No it isn't.  It's completely unsafe.  Not only that, it produces toxic waste that will remain toxic for longer than the entire recorded history of mankind.  Until you figure out how to safely dispose of the waste or render it inert, stop making more of it.

I hate politicians who insist on force-feeding me their religious ideals.  It's your farging religion, YOU practice it and leave me out of it.

I hate it when people insist that iPods are a waste of money.  I like it, so it's not a waste of money for me.  So farg you.

I hate bills of all kinds.  People should give me free shtein without expecting payment.

I hate dogs who bark morning, noon, and night because their owners don't want them in the house.  Here's a clue for you, Sparky... if you don't want the farging mutt, don't get it the first place!  Same goes for your "precious" semi-retarded children too.  Either be a parent or pull your dick out of the fat heifer you're married to before you come.

I hate it when ESPN offers programming in HDTV but then doesn't show the program in true HD.  If you're going to make me pay extra, at least have the courtesy to provide the programming you say you're going to offer, jerks.

I hate old-lady perfume.  It smells like skunk piss.  Take a shower and wash that shtein off, you old hags.

I hate reality television shows.  They're moronic beyond belief and have destroyed prime-time television.  Show some creativity and put some decent programming on, for God's sake.

I hate the music that is being released today.  The lion's share of it sucks ass.  I wish they would all die and I wish the Replacements would get back together.  That would be cool.

I hate people who don't take the effort to proofread their posts on message boards.  It's you're, NOT your, you farging illiterate morons.  Clean it up.

Finally, I hate you.  Yes you.  You took the time to read this bitchfest, and for that, I have lost any and all respect I might have had for you.  Please die.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ha.  I just got this e-mail forward from my cousin:

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[henchmanUK]

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

[PhillyGirl]

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

Like the Sunday night crew on ESPN constantly telling us to WATCH THIS! During a replay of a specific play.

What the farg do you THINK we're watching?

[Diomedes]

Ha. I just got this e-mail forward from my cousin:

These sound like George Carlin.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

It might very well be Carlin's stuff.  My cousin didn't take credit for the material.

I hate people that take credit for something they didn't create.

[Diomedes]

I hate saying something I think I thought, only to find out someone else said it first.
I hate SAP
I hate it when people say 'remaining balance.'  Balance means remaining, fool.
I hate the rule that quarter back kneels and spiking the ball are included in QB stats.
I hate Mother's day, Father's day, Valentine's day, and all the stupid Nationalist military holidays.
I hate that I have to wear a suit to work.
I hate motorists who block the crosswalk.
I hate SUVs
I hate standing water.
I hate rich kids.
I hate that all the trees are gone.
I hate people who swerve to hit turtles in the road, for fun.
I hate corporate lingo.  No, I won't "reach out for" Tom to see if he has any "spare bandwidth" to "game plan" for the conference on "cascading out" the "critical path for our main effort" to all of our "stakeholders."
I hate cops.
I hate what Metallica became after Cliff died.
I hate that I can't find a good goddamned breakfast sandwich outside of New York.
I hate that whenever someone learns that I'm a motorcyclist, I have have to hear about some idiot uncle or cousin who got paralyzed riding a motorcycle.
I HATE ALL CAPS, and people who use them.
I hate that I gave up skateboarding when I went to college.
I hate cowboys.
I hate censorship and those who argue for it.
I hate people who bitch about this thread.  farg you, it's the best thread on this board, ever!

[Wingspan]

I hate saying something I think I thought, only to find out someone else said it first.

I HATE ALL CAPS

I HATE ALL CAPS

[Diomedes]

It's okay to hate the same thing, jackass.

[Wingspan]

but you hate yourself more for it.