The hate thread.

[Diomedes]

Post what you hate.  I'll start. 


I hate euphemism.
I hate people who are smarter than me.
I hate myself.
I hate the motherfarger who burned the library at Alexandria, who ever it ultimately was.
I hate the Dallas Cowboys.
I hate my 29 year old sister's boyfriend, who hit her, and damn near hate my sister for staying with him.
I hate evangelists of all kinds
I hate non-smokers.
I hate that it's a crime to pay for sex.
I hate authority
I hate Wal Mart
I hate George Bush, meatcicle Cheney, et. al.
I hate the bastiches who shot Malcom X
I hate Harley Davidsons
I hate people
I hate aging
I hate Augusto Pinochet
I hate the Yankees.
I hate motherfargers who don't step aside on the platform when I'm trying to get off the train.
I hate Dr. Phil
I hate it when people have a better vocabulary than I do.
I hate the South
I hate Christopher Columbus
I hate hangovers
I hate John Negroponte
I hate idols.
I hate the Lakers.
I hate followers.
I hate those aggressive as hell, weave in-and-out drivers.  If I haven't become shtein by the time I'm 40, and my police record is clean, I swear to Dylan, I'm going to follow one of them home and beath the living shtein out of him.
I hate ghetto trash.
I hate CEOs.
I hate the fact that at the end of my life, no tombstone could be more accurate than "He was a pompous, all-opinion-no-fact, blowhard."
I hate people who hurt animals.
I hate the bastich who first said "this land is mine," and got away with it.
I hate what humans have done to earth.
I hate the culture of life
I hate my own ignorance.
I hate people who speed in city streets and other densly populated areas.
I hate brussel sprouts.
I hate war.
I hate Edward Casaubon in George Eliot's Middlemarch, and God in Milton's Paradise Lost.
I hate how fast the days go by.
I hate that I have never actually followed a dream.
I hate team building seminars.
I hate it when fools say "Everything happens for a reason."  Tell that to the bereaved, the enslaved, the impoverished, the utterly ignorant, you well-fed, self satsified piece of shtein.
I hate reduced fat crackers.
I hate airports.
I hate child worship.
I hate misogyny, homophobia, racism, classicm.
I hate American Capitalism.
I hate commercials.
I hate surprises.
I hate the sound of stryofoam rubbing.
I hate that I didn't screw three or four chicks I could have, but didn't.  Even teh fat one.
I hate that I have no musical talent whatsoever.
I hate that in order to make a living, I get 4 hours per night of life, between getting home and going to bed, and two days on the weekend.  I hate that I'm considered lucky for that.
I hate that people so reliably, reflexively disregard and militate against upstarts, protestors, activists, complainants, whistleblowers, and truth speakers generally.
I hate waste.
I hate Los Angeles and Houston.




There.  Now I feel a bit better

[General_Failure]

I hate the motherfarger who burned the library at Alexandria, who ever it ultimately was.

I think they said it was some widow's cow, didn't they?

[Susquehanna Birder]

I hate George Bush, meatcicle Cheney, et. al.

LOL...I knew that would be a great filter addition!

[Seabiscuit36]

farging Sydney Crosby 

[hbionic]

I hate the San Francisco Giants
I hate the New York Giants
I hate Dallas
I hate stubbing my toe against anything
I hate hate
I hate being late although I am perpetually late
I hate being hungry
I hate women with a bitch attitude...I do like attitude though
I hate not being able to fly
I hate snobby mother fargers
I hate being a hypocrite
I hate paying 3 dollars for gas
I hate fake mother fargers
I hate burning myself
I hate AIDS
I hate sexually transmitted diseases (verbally would be much better)
I hate the fact that I'm funnier than all of you...SIKE!
I hate when people kill anyone I know and I can't get revenge
I hate having bad service at a restaurant
I hate listening to other people bitch, I like my own bitching
I hate fighting with women
I hate ordering something at a restaurant when I was in the mood for something else
I hate going out with cheap ass mutherfargers who don't contribute enough to the tab/bill
I hate the fact that there are so many songs out there that I don't know the name of and it kills me
I hate being scared that the gov't. may track me when downloading music from the net
I hate not knowing if UFO's are real or not
I hate not knowing secret government shtein
I hate those farging minutemen on the border...I really would farging shoot them all, racist fargs!
I hate fargers taking advantage of innocent people
I hate when women roll their eyes
I hate getting tricked into looking at bloody stuff
I hate not being able to breathe underwater
I hate not being able to turn invisible
I hate alcohol for making you drunk so you can't drive legally...but love it for everything else!

[Sgt PSN]

I hate any place that's open 24 hours a day.....excpet hospitals and police and fire depts. 
I hate any place that's not open 24 hours a day when I realize I'm out of beer and it's only midnight.
I hate the lottery.
I hate turning on ESPN hoping to see a good sporting event only to find bass fishing.
I hate people who blame everyone but themselves for their failures in life.
I hate parents who blame music, movies and video games for their child's violent behavior.
I hate it when people don't lend their neighbor a helping hand.
I hate it when people don't mind their own freaking business
I hate racists.
I hate Leonardo DiCaprio. 
I hate Jar Jar Binks. 
I hate George Lucas for creating Jar Jar Binks.
I hate the fact that they stop selling beer after the 7th inning.
I hate drug dealers.
I hate Applebees, Ruby Tuesday and any other similar style of resturant.
I hate Starbucks for putting one of their bastichized java huts on every street corner and almost completely eliminating the "Mom and Pop" coffee shop.
I hate the fact that kids today dress the same way and wear the same hair styles their parents did when they were kids.  Unoriginal bastiches. 
I hate people who lack the ability to compromise. 
I hate politicians.
I hate terrorists and terrorism.
I hate Jersey drivers.
I hate infomercials.
I hate selfish people.
I hate parsley and pepper.
I hate tabloids and I hate people who read tabloids. 
I hate soap operas.
I hate being disappointed by the Eagles, Phillies and Sixers every year. 
I hate teenagers who knock on my door and say "Hi, would you like to help me earn a trip to the Bahamas by subscribing to some magazines?"  No dickweed.  I would love to go to the Bahamas but can't afford to right now so why in the hell would I want to help you? 


Wow.  I'm more hateful than I thought I was.  But at the same time, I do feel a lot better now.  Thanks Dr. Dio.   

[hbionic]

I too hate that bass fishing bullshtein on ESPN. 

[Sgt PSN]

No meatcicleweed.

I also hate language filters. 

[Sgt PSN]

I too hate that bass fishing bullshtein on ESPN.

Shut up.  I hate you! 

[Reidme]

I hate the motherfarger who burned the library at Alexandria, who ever it ultimately was.

I think they said it was some widow's cow, didn't they?

I think it was that Left Eye chick.


Very nice thread, well thought out. You should make it into one of those little books that you can read on the toilet.


I don't hate much lately. Strongly disagree and dislike ... although sitting in the Linc staring at the field for as the Cowboys jogged off smiling stirred a little something that felt pretty close to hate.


Hbionic, nice copy and paste job on your list. This guy has the same list, item for item. LINK

[hbionic]

Hbionic, nice copy and paste job on your list. This guy has the same list, item for item. LINK

I hate Reidme. Really bad.

[Sgt PSN]

I hate Reidme for tricking bionic into looking at pictures of bloody stuff before I could. 

[4and26]

My life is way easier than yours....I just hate the Cowbows!

[Geowhizzer]

I hate the motherfarger who burned the library at Alexandria, who ever it ultimately was.

I think they said it was some widow's cow, didn't they?

I think it was that Left Eye chick.


Very nice thread, well thought out. You should make it into one of those little books that you can read on the toilet.


I don't hate much lately. Strongly disagree and dislike ... although sitting in the Linc staring at the field for as the Cowboys jogged off smiling stirred a little something that felt pretty close to hate.


Hbionic, nice copy and paste job on your list. This guy has the same list, item for item. LINK

Thanks, Reidme.  Thanks a lot.

[hbionic]

Geo...either you know it was coming or you just don't read the threads completely.