I LOVE Non-Smokers

Started by Tomahawk, November 14, 2005, 01:51:58 PM

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Rome

#180
June 03, 2009, 06:17:10 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 03, 2009, 05:44:39 PM
One nice thing about smoking...we probably won't live long enough to be trapped with a bunch of non smoking Hoydas in an old folks home from the time we're 80 to 98.  Good for you non smokers, enjoy those last couple decades.

We're all fat so you'll probably last longer on one lung than we will on, well, nothing really.  Just a big pile of goo.

hbionic

#181
June 03, 2009, 06:53:29 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 03, 2009, 05:44:39 PM
One nice thing about smoking...we probably won't live long enough to be trapped with a bunch of non smoking Hoydas in an old folks home from the time we're 80 to 98.  Good for you non smokers, enjoy those last couple decades.

Don't worry smokers...we'll probably be banging all of your wives as soon as you pass...so...18 years of leathery, wrinkly, threesomes should keep our hearts going well into our 90's.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Diomedes

#182
June 03, 2009, 07:15:30 PM
You can have a threesome with my wife and me anytime hotcakes, no need to wait until you're 90.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Tomahawk

#183
June 04, 2009, 12:22:37 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on June 03, 2009, 05:44:39 PM
One nice thing about smoking...we probably won't live long enough to be trapped with a bunch of non smoking Hoydas in an old folks home from the time we're 80 to 98.  Good for you non smokers, enjoy those last couple decades.

You've convinced me to go buy another pack

reese125

#184
June 11, 2009, 09:27:19 PM
Senate overwhelmingly approves FDA regulation of tobacco (as I sit here with a chew in)

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics/AP/story/1093181.html

rjs246

#185
June 12, 2009, 08:44:57 AM
More laws telling me what I can and cannot put in my body and how and where I can or cannot do it please.

Whatever. farg you all.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Seabiscuit36

#186
June 12, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
thats how i take it.  We're only a few years from Liquor being outlawed.  I will go apeshtein. 

farging NJ and Delaware are raising the "Sin Tax" on cigs and booze.  NJ is talking about a 25% hike.  Delaware would only be from distributors to restaurants, but your looking at a 1 dollar increase on a pint.  farg Gubament
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

reese125

#187
June 12, 2009, 09:20:51 AM
liquor will never be outlawed as long as you live

General_Failure

#188
June 12, 2009, 09:46:38 AM
Unless you're really old.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Munson

#189
June 12, 2009, 02:08:54 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on June 12, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
thats how i take it.  We're only a few years from Liquor being outlawed.  I will go apeshtein. 

farging NJ and Delaware are raising the "Sin Tax" on cigs and booze.  NJ is talking about a 25% hike.  Delaware would only be from distributors to restaurants, but your looking at a 1 dollar increase on a pint.  farg Gubament

Liquor will never be outlawed.
The price on booze has already gone up here, at least in terms of buying cases of it. I've noticed a dollar jump in pretty much every 6 pack-30 pack I've bought.


And finally the government is taking Big Tobacco, bending them over, and farging them right up the ass. I love it.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

rjs246

#190
June 12, 2009, 02:10:29 PM
Yeah! More laws! More government control! Yeah yeah! The American dream, baby!
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Munson

#191
June 12, 2009, 02:14:26 PM
Government can control Tobacco all the live long day and I will sit back and enjoy.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

rjs246

#192
June 12, 2009, 02:14:43 PM
QuoteMunson      03:13:41 PM     Viewing rjs246's profile.

Go away, douche.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Munson

#193
June 12, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
haha I defintely wasn't viewing your profile....I was in the begging stages of posting my last reply.

The board is broken.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

rjs246

#194
June 12, 2009, 02:20:25 PM
Quote from: Munson on June 12, 2009, 02:19:02 PM
haha I defintely wasn't viewing your profile....I was in the begging stages of posting my last reply.

The board is broken.

Even your defense of yourself makes no sense.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.
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