I LOVE Non-Smokers

[General_Failure]

Play nice kids, daddy has a headache.

[rjs246]

Yeah, well sometimes the obvious has to be said. I'm not proud.

[Sgt PSN]

This thread makes me laugh.   And smoke.  At the same time. 

[Diomedes]

Play nice kids, daddy has a headache.

Like I asked to be born.  You brought this on yourself.  Suffer like the rest of us!!

[General_Failure]

Well I'm sorry but your mother and I missed the window.

[Tomahawk]

I go to this Caterpillar facility to do some work and need a place to put my coat. All of the motherfarging coat closets have signs on them reading:

COAT CLOSET - NON-SMOKERS ONLY

What the motherfarg is that? What the farg am I supposed to do with my motherfarging coat?

[Wingspan]

I go to this Caterpillar facility to do some work and need a place to put my coat. All of the motherfarging coat closets have signs on them reading:

COAT CLOSET - NON-SMOKERS ONLY

What the motherfarg is that? What the farg am I supposed to do with my motherfarging coat?

i smoke and my wife wont let me put my coat in the closet.

i dont blame her either. the coat i use to go outdoors to smoke in 99% of the time is pretty foul smelling.

[Tomahawk]

That's a domestic issue. I'm being discriminated against at the workplace.

[Wingspan]

your (or any) workplace has every right to discrimate in that matter. the rest of the people there dont want their jackets and coats smelling like cigarettes.

[Diomedes]

I don't want my jacket smelling like Febreeze.  Maybe they can have a seperate locker for me?  Because goddamnit that stuff reeks, and people spray it on everything.

[Rome]

I got a raincoat on Ebay that was supposed to be brand new and sealed in the bag from the factory.

I open the thing and it smelled like I-95 in Richmond.  I was so farging pissed off, I sent the thing back with a picture of a cancerous black lung in the bag with the coat.

I don't even care if the bitch gives me my money back.  It was worth the 11 bucks to make the point.

[Mad-Lad]

Chicago just passed the "no-smoking" ordinance.  Bars have 2 or 3 years to change their ways.

[Tomahawk]

your (or any) workplace has every right to discrimate in that matter. the rest of the people there dont want their jackets and coats smelling like cigarettes.

I don't want to sit next to the stinky jackass with halitosis, but you don't hear me bitching.

Mad-Lad: that sucks. It's just a city ordinance, correct? If it's a state law, I have a letter writing campaign to begin.

[Rome]

You smokers are really missing the point.

Every smoker I know has LOVED the non-smoking ordinance because it gives them an opportunity to step outside and make time with the smoker chicks without having the presence of the healthy, non-tubercular people who don't smoke in their way.

[Tomahawk]

"Hey baby, I'm out of cigarettes, but I got something you can smoke."