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PoopyfaceMcGee · January 06, 2006, 01:54:40 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 06, 2006, 01:51:10 PM
Tears are running down my face from this goddamned thread. I need to start doing some work or something.

Stop working for your money, and learn to make your money work for you.

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rjs246 · January 06, 2006, 01:58:49 PM

Uh, I need to have money before it can work. T-minus 9 months til a two income household. T-minus 12 months until I get bored and force the ladyfriend to support me. It's a fool proof plan!

PoopyfaceMcGee · January 06, 2006, 02:11:51 PM

Good-a ruck with dat.

mussa · January 06, 2006, 05:16:50 PM

lmao at lemmiwinks

SunMo · January 13, 2006, 02:39:25 PM

QuoteNicotine, alcohol, cannabis, amphetamines, ecstacy, mushrooms & cocaine. It was a good birthday.

happy birthday RJS

rjs246 · January 13, 2006, 02:46:23 PM

I'm not sure if I've told you all this, but I posted every single confession on that site. Every one. It's actually just a dummy site that I run from a server in my house.

THEY'RE ALL ME! YAY!

hbionic · January 13, 2006, 05:03:18 PM

So you let a friend blow his load all over your chest?

I have lost the little shred of internet respect I had for you.

rjs246 · January 13, 2006, 05:09:08 PM

Indeed.

rjs246 · January 13, 2006, 07:32:13 PM

QuoteI got up this morning, went down to the convenience store, and wound up picking up a hooker.

When I'm not even trying, the universe puts this in my path!

She had no front teeth, alas, although she was only 35 and had a nice, tight body. But, she had to be somewhere, so I took her back before I was done.

She promised me more. I'm contemplating whether to go back and tap that, or wait for a potential evening out with the dirty little slut I'm seeing on the side instead.

I like how the girl he's dating and not the hooker is the one he refers to as 'on the side.' Well done.

rjs246 · January 13, 2006, 07:35:17 PM

Quotei took a dump in a bag and threw it at someone from a car

Sgt PSN · January 13, 2006, 07:37:38 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on January 13, 2006, 07:35:17 PM
Quotei took a dump in a bag and threw it at someone from a car

So. I took a dumb in a car and threw it at someone from a bag.

rjs246 · January 13, 2006, 07:38:24 PM

Quotei am turned on by kids, i would like to rape them and than run them over with my car

This should NOT have made me laugh.

The BIGSTUD · January 13, 2006, 07:39:15 PM

QuoteI took an ungodly amount of tranquilizers and donkey laxatives once, and I hit my roommmate with a tennis racket because I thought he was a dragon.

rjs246 · January 13, 2006, 07:39:40 PM

Quotewhen i was 9 i was in a neighbors' pool. We were playing "find the chlorine tablet" Well, on my turn to hide it, i put it in the bottom half of my bathing suit. It dissolved and now, 7 years later, i think thats the reason i have an over-sized piece of vagina flap. it hangsout like a little willy.

Ha, vagina flap.

Sgt PSN · January 13, 2006, 07:40:05 PM

Quote from: Philly Forever on January 13, 2006, 07:39:15 PM
QuoteI took an ungodly amount of tranquilizers and donkey laxatives once, and I hit my roommmate with a tennis racket because I thought he was a dragon.