Grouphug

[Feva]

about -93, when my baby was 1.5 years old she had this period where she would scream and scream all night long. one time i got so mad i pulled my pants down and took a dump on her, i have no idea why i did this and i feel really ashamed of it. i cleaned it up at once and tried to forget it. i really love her, she is a bright you girl now and i pray every day that she will never remember it.

Now I don't feel so bad for pissing on my son.

i taped my best friend having sex with his dog then showed it to the intire crowd at prom last year.. cheese bitch

If that guy didn't end up Prom King, then there's no justice in the world.

I farged a random guy and I forget his name, but I think I'm having his child.

Kinda tough to name him Junior then, huh?

[mussa]

its about time i get in on this:

this past weekend i ran into two friends from high school; one of which i wanted to ask to prom (i obviously didnt), i confessed to her that i wanted to ask her, she told me that i should have. damn! that i night i yanked my rope thinking about doing her in the line of the club we were at.
i have a girlfriend now so i couldnt even make a move on her. damn damn damn!

I played with my self about 8 times today.

Once I had sex with a 42 year old lady, She was a costumer where I used to work at, she farged me pretty good, although her kids were older than me, they still game me a ride to her house and waited till I was done with her to give me a ride back.

when i poop i stand up because i like to see how big the splash is

Seeing other people miserable makes me happy. If I am the reason they are miserable, I get even more pleasure. I guess I'm really screwed up.

rjs?

[Tomahawk]

I think one of my buddies must have posted this:

Sometimes I don't feel like talking. I just feel like sitting around and mellowing, but my wife will just farging yack and yack and yack. She isn't happy until she has given me a narrative of every second of her day. No detail over looked.

I go from nodding and agreeing to just kind of staring at the TV. But she doesn't stop. Blah farging blah. I just sit here, thinking "shut the farg up" over and over.

Guess what she's doing right now? I'll give you a hint. It's the opposite of shutting up.

[Tomahawk]

Diomedes?

I really hate children. They are so ill-mannered. I had horrible memories of my childhood, and nowadays I watch stupid kids commit wanton acts and get away with it. God, you just want to strangle them for acting like imbeciles. Don't give me that "but they're just kids" bullshtein. They know damn right that it's wrong. That's why they grow up to be fargtards with no conscience. Bad parenting fargs everything up also. Even without bad parenting, they have to know what acts they have done are wrong...if it hurts someone, then they should know how it would feel. I just want to bash some stupid kid's face in. Not all children are bad, I know, but a shteinload of them are.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The difference is that Dio does, in fact, think all children are bad.

[rjs246]

When I meet really gullible people socially, I usually tell them the story about the incredible Hindu Guru guy who lived up in the mountains in India. He had developed the ability to literally turn his insides out. All of his insides would come out through his mouth and were placed in front of him on a table. An assistant would have to hose them down while they were out.

I believed this story once, but I was tripping incredibly hard, and after a minute realized that I was on drugs.

[SunMo]

I wanked off to a movie about the holocaust.

i feel bad cause i made a 20 year old frat boy give me head....im 16 and bi and i was drunk, he is straight and wasnt drunk at all. Was he gay before?

i think i peed in his mouth cause i was so drunk....

I hate shaving my face, it's so time consuming and I'd rather just grow a beard but my wife frowns upon that.

what a vagina

I honestly wish all fat girls would die a serious painful death where they suffer immensely, just for making the rest of the world put up with them.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I used to hold my baby sister's arms and hands, preventing her form moving, and then I would spit all over her face, really showering her with my saliva. Poor girl. I'm glad she doesn't remember.

I want to cheat on my wife of two years but my meatcicle infection stops me. Is it wrong that that is the only reason I can think of?

15/f

where to begin.

i'm bulimic. but i'm not very good at it, i try. i want to see every rib. but i'm not fat so i don't know why. i just need to throw up. i don't know if i can really be called bulimic. i threw up half an hour ago and i'm really glad.

i don't know why i get so attached to people i've never even met. i want to say it's love but i know it isn't. i really want to talk to him again. i really want him to tell me he loves me and to make empty promises.

i just like being hurt, i guess. i really like attention. i also like breaking boy's hearts.

i masturbate to lesbian porn, even though i would never be a lesbian, or bisexual myself.

I like big butts. and i cannot lie.

My brother bought a pet mouse a while ago, and i took a liking to it. i started talking to it, confessing my secrets, and eventually, flirting with it. last night i shoved it up my bum, and now i cant get it out. my brother thinks its missing. i dont think he realizes just how close it is......

Unbelievable how many people shove rodents up their asses.

[MURP]

lemmiwinks

[mussa]

the way to freedom is through the large intestine

[PhillyPhanInDC]

The Tale of Lemmiwinks





A great adventure is waiting for you ahead
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe
But you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks
Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast
To find his way out of a gay man's ass
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onwards Lemmiwinks with all of your might

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead
Don't look back Lemmiwinks or you'll soon be dead
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks the time is growing late
Slow down now and seal your fate.

Take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way
There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within
Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win

Now that you're the Gerbil King there's more adventures to go on
Fly away to faraway lands into the setting sun
There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
For Lemmiwinks the Gerbil King to be told another night
Lemmi, Lemmi, Lemmiwinks

[stillupfront]

We have an open fire and whenever nobody is home I take the fire poker and pretend that i'm a heroic swordsman and swing it around in the room. Sometimes i'll even raise it above my head and pretend i've just given a rousing speech to my fictious army.

I know this is GF

[stillupfront]

had sex with my cossen 5years agao we got courght by her parants n now that she is 10 i wont her so bad but i dont no how to tell her ime skird she will tell her mom that i wana have sex with her

MDS

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

had sex with my cossen 5years agao we got courght by her parants n now that she is 10 i wont her so bad but i dont no how to tell her ime skird she will tell her mom that i wana have sex with her

MDS

10-5 = 5.  Hoo boy.

[rjs246]

Tears are running down my face from this goddamned thread. I need to start doing some work or something.