Panthers cheerleaders arrested; had sex in bar bathroom

Started by BigEd76, November 06, 2005, 02:42:02 PM

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MDS

#45
November 06, 2005, 06:25:40 PM
like a pre-herion/anerexic lindsay lohan?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#46
November 06, 2005, 06:27:06 PM
Yeah. Oh, and she could be disease-free too. That would make things better.

The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

#47
November 06, 2005, 06:29:08 PM
Well now you're stretching it. AIDS is the thing these days.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

rjs246

#48
November 06, 2005, 06:29:59 PM
wow. just, wow. orgasms everywhere.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Reidme

#49
November 06, 2005, 06:59:41 PM
This thread rocks. Thanks BigEd.  ;D
The NFL old standard.

rjs246

#50
November 06, 2005, 07:17:38 PM
Seriously. Two pro cheerleaders having lesbian sex in public. I'm in fantasy overload here.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#51
November 06, 2005, 07:21:52 PM
Somebody end the world now, it's all downhill from here.

The man. The myth. The legend.

rjs246

#52
November 06, 2005, 07:22:26 PM
Quote from: General_Failure on November 06, 2005, 07:21:52 PM
Somebody end the world now, it's all downhill from here.

No doubt brother. No doubt.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#53
November 06, 2005, 08:27:07 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on November 06, 2005, 04:48:25 PM
UPDATE

One of the cheerleaders gave a false identity and apparently had Kristen's drivers license.  It was actually another cheerleader, Renee...  :P



So, that means the ugly one was still involved, though.  Just a different hot blond.

General_Failure

#54
November 06, 2005, 08:35:43 PM
You've missed an important point. How did she get the other cheerleader's ID? Obviously they bumped bagels and she stole it.

The man. The myth. The legend.

MDS

#55
November 06, 2005, 09:10:35 PM
its simple. they need to do porn.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#56
November 06, 2005, 09:11:16 PM
Days worth of porn.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Gene

#57
November 06, 2005, 10:30:41 PM
Maybe it was a threesome. :yay

EJ72

#58
November 06, 2005, 11:30:38 PM
Anyone else catch the irony that two women are caught getting it on inside a place called "Banana Joe's"?

Lesbian sex, assault, false ID's. Sounds like they should be on that Desperate Housewives or something.

stillupfront

#59
November 06, 2005, 11:39:08 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 06, 2005, 06:11:55 PM
i feel bad for pams kids. their mom is the biggest sex symbol ever. she has the most popular sex tape ever. their dad has a huge schlong. those kids are gonna be messed up.

I don't think so. My kids aren't messed up.


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