I make my dog eat her eye-boogers

Started by rjs246, November 02, 2005, 05:26:00 PM

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rjs246

November 02, 2005, 05:26:00 PM
I can't just let those big black crust-balls build up in the corners of her eyes. So I snag those things quick. But then I've got dog eye-booger on my fingers, I so make her eat them. It was the first thing I trained her to do (the second was how to high-five) so now, all I have to do is touch the corner of her eye and she immediately starts searching for the booger to eat.

I rule.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhanInDC

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November 02, 2005, 05:52:17 PM
Is this before or after you put the peanut butter on your nuts and tea bag her?
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rjs246

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November 02, 2005, 05:58:36 PM
During.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Tomahawk

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November 02, 2005, 06:00:50 PM
You really feed your dog peanut butter like that?! That's disgusting. Use molasses instead.

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#4
November 02, 2005, 06:02:13 PM
I thought they were called styes.
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Tomahawk

#5
November 02, 2005, 06:03:14 PM
That's a pimple on your eyelid.

PhillyPhanInDC

#6
November 02, 2005, 06:08:46 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 02, 2005, 06:00:50 PM
You really feed your dog peanut butter like that?! That's disgusting. Use molasses instead.

farg that man. If you use all natural peanut butter the dog will get double the protein and almost no carbs. Unless of course RJS maintains an extremely high sugar diet.
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General_Failure

#7
November 02, 2005, 06:25:21 PM
You suck at being Yeti.

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rjs246

#8
November 02, 2005, 06:42:46 PM
Meh, you're really kind of losing your edge with the rjs-directed jabs, dude. They used to be much more on-point.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

General_Failure

#9
November 02, 2005, 07:23:16 PM
I'll admit I don't put much effort into my insults. The love is gone.

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#10
November 02, 2005, 07:35:09 PM
Go Phils!

PoopyfaceMcGee

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February 01, 2008, 10:57:22 AM
IM IN UR THREAD POSTIN MY WERDZ

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#12
February 01, 2008, 12:03:16 PM
alright this is almost john madden slurping farve weird...just confess already
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February 01, 2008, 12:06:28 PM
What would I confess that you don't already know?  We're a big happy family here.

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#14
February 01, 2008, 12:13:39 PM
Funny that this thread got dug up.  Last night I was laying on my couch watching tv with my g/f and my dog wandered over and stuck his mug in my grill and I noticed that he had a huge eye booger.  So I wiped it off with my finger and my g/f said something smart ass so I flung it at her and it stuck to her forehead. 

Good times. 
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